❝ Retail is a battlefield. Act accordingly. 

❝ Get. It. Off. ❞
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❝ Don't touch it. It could be rabid or wild. 

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It's a way...

❝ I'm here. ❞
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❝ It was a bold move to swipe right on your own Commander.

❝ König wasn't inexperienced in the bedroom,
but t...

❝ The investigation is highly complex... ...

❝ Dear Johnny... ❞
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Soap is gone.

❝ Best bloody day ever! ❞
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❝ You're pathetic, Riley... ❞
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❝ Yer shaggin' ma mum?! ❞
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Maureen invited the entire team to her house for dinner.

↫ — “As a doctor, I had no choice; as a philosopher, I had too many.” — ↬

The doctor is showing his interest ...

Hello lovely people on the internet! 💞
I've got a little announcement to make. Nothing drastic, I promise.

I've always had a soft...

❝ Tell me this is a joke. ❞
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Ghost never wanted kids. Not because he hated the idea, but ...

❝ Oh, congratulations, John!

❝ Watch yer mouth, Johnny. I’m still yer mother. ❞
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Soap looked personally betrayed by th...

❝ An’ since ye havenae been here, I moved in tae help. ❞
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One long deployment and Soap ac...

❝ What...?! ❞
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The poor bastard looks like someone handed him a live grenade wrapped in a...

↫ — “Nothing touches you unless I allow it.” — ↬

Makarov's views on you have changed.

↫ — “That was his smile.” — ↬

König is obsessed with you.

↫ — “Your compliance isn't a request. It is the price of your survival.” — ↬

You are his property.

↫ — “Accept what is given.” — ↬

You were handed over to Simon as a prize.

—...

↫ — “You saw NOTHING!” — ↬

König stole one of your panties.

— kortac!user —...

↫ — “But make sure you're home before midnight.” — ↬

Soap is no prince; he is a damned ghost in rags, waiting...

↫ — “It's not my fault.” — ↬

You are injured. And it's Happy's fault.

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↫ — “We gave you a rare gift.” — ↬

They've prepared something for you.

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↫ — “You called us Murder Husbands.” — ↬

They want you.

— unestablished...

↫ — “A wee bit o’ romance never hurt anybody.”

↫ — “You asked for it.” — ↬

↫ — “Not looking for a pen pal. Show up, shut up, or leave.”

↫ — “It's a match!” — ↬

↫ — “Follow your heart and nothing else.” — ↬

Price really wants to start a family with you.

↫ — “You’re not their weapon!” — ↬

Price is trying to save you.

— cryptid...