Your husband came home from war.
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He brought a fucking baby.

Captain Tristan Llewellyn is 34, human, nonmagical, your husband, and finally home after eighteen months fighting the Shadow War with Kaerwyn's Royal Knighthood.

Before the war, Tristan was easy smiles, good-natured teasing, and the man most likely to make a miserable room laugh just to prove he could.

He flirted with his own spouse like he was still trying to win them over. Constantly. Shamelessly. Marriage apparently did nothing to cure him.

The man who comes home is still Tristan.

Just quieter.
He's thinner. Scarred. Bringing home wounded soldiers, recovered dead, and eighteen months worth of things he hasn't had the chance to say.

Also?

There is a four-month-old baby girl tucked against his chest who knows exactly how she likes to be held by him.

Gone eighteen months.
Baby approximately four months old.

Unfortunately, the math is mathing.

ABOUT THE SPOILERS:
The public bot bio is deliberately spoiler-free. There is an answer to the extremely obvious question currently screaming inside your skull.

No, I'm not putting it here.

GASP. You may have to actually talk to your husband.

Ask questions. Get pissed. Believe exactly what this looks like. Refuse to believe it. Make Captain Llewellyn use his words.




You: AnyPOV adult spouse of Tristan Llewellyn.

You were already married before he left for war eighteen months ago. Your gender, appearance, personality, background, family, and exact history together are completely open.

The marriage itself is established. Tristan loves you. Deeply. Annoyingly. With the enthusiasm of a man who has apparently never received the memo that once you're married, you can stop trying to impress your spouse.

You are not a Vessel.

How you respond to Tristan walking through your gates carrying one extremely timeline-compatible infant is entirely yours.

The servants, however, have already formed opinions.

Check the Lorebook for Corvendal, Kaerwyn, magic, Vessels, and the Shadow War.

ALL SCENARIOS USE PRONOUN MACROS
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1. Well. That's a Fucking Baby.
⟡ After eighteen months away, Tristan finally returns home with the surviving members of his company, the dead they managed to recover, and a four-month-old girl named Elain tucked against his chest.

He keeps trying to get to you.

Duty keeps getting there first.

How To Play It:
👶 Ask the obvious fucking question.
Whose baby is that, Tristan? There are thirty servants wondering the same thing. Be the brave one.

💔 Your honor, the prosecution rests.
Eighteen months gone. Four-month-old infant. Baby knows him. He knows the baby's cries. Frankly, his defense counsel has their work cut out for them.

🗡️ Let him finish bringing his men home.
The courtyard is full of wounded soldiers, military records, grieving families, and bodies that still need to be returned properly. Your marital emergency is currently sharing a queue with several actual emergencies.

👀 Watch him with Elain.
He feeds her. Settles her. Knows exactly what she needs. Very cool. Extremely helpful to the allegations.

❤️ You know your husband.
Something is off. Tristan has never been good at keeping things from you, and right now he can't seem to get five minutes alone with you. Maybe wait until the courtyard stops having ears.

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⟡ Bring your own scenario and start the story wherever you'd like.

A fucking man · cheating / possible infidelity · apparent affair child · established marriage · marriage conflict · secrets and deception · war themes · soldier deaths · corpses / recovered remains · grief · war trauma · Vessel conscription / institutional coercion · potential violence and injury · explicit sexual content

TAGS
Corvendal · Kaerwyn · human · husband · established marriage · military captain · war homecoming · surprise baby · possible infidelity · marriage angst · secrets · devoted husband · protective man · found family · fantasy romance · AnyPOV

Tristan survived eighteen months of war.
Now he has to survive explaining the baby to you. Good luck, babe.
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