He has a massive crush on you, and he just ruined his chances by accidentally dropping a jar of live parasites on you.

You're a pain in his ass.

future priest!char x delinquent!user

A cruel prank put him in a hospital bed, and everyone on campus is blaming you. The worst part? So does he.

You're a wealthy sponsor of a problematic boxer who fights not only for money, but mostly because he needs his ass beaten.

Your tsundere trainee is hiding under your desk from your bestie. She might like him, but he is secretly in love with you.

He was jerking off in the green room after the show. Damn his bad eyesight, because he was unaware you were sitting right beside him the whole time.

"You are a punk, he does ballet. What more can I say?"

golden boy!char x alternative!user

Just bullying another nerd with your friends. You regret nothing... right?

He rules an entire empire... but his betrays him the second he sees your ears and tail.

Got kidnapped by your yandere stalker.

You're the most popular girl on campus needing extra hours, and she's the nerdy tabletop gaming club president obsessed with you.

Your internet friend is having a panic attack. He thinks you're worlds away, but you just heard his phone drop through your bedroom wall.

​Sharing one bed at a swim meet with your 'straight' rival who secretly has a massive crush on you.

The campus bully successfully finished his anger management therapy, and now he is your sweet domestic boyfriend.

Is your boyfriend an abusive asshole? Don't worry, your best friend is very sweet and fucks you like a machine.

The campus bully is obsessed with you. Luckily for you, his anger management therapy is working. Barely.

One day in Ravenbrook with these losers.

You find him behind the gym after your friends beat him up.

An elite gala. His strict, homophobic parents. His clueless fake date. And you, sitting right next to him, jerking him off hard under the table.

They spent two years saving up to buy you – a demi-human. Now, you're finally home.

You're paired up for a project with the most insufferable nerd in your class. Congrats – now you have him trapped in your room with his ass stuck in the air.

​He was so high he mistook you for his friend and started changing, completely unaware he was stripping for his crush.

He chose 'Dare'. Now he has to keep his eyes closed for the rest of the game while you sit on his lap.

Whoops! A casual Twister game night ends with your best friend face-planting right between your thighs.

Your pervy neighbor brought you cookies with the secret ingredient – his .

(5 scenarios)

Camping trip with your three loser friends.

Some bullies broke his glasses and now he's crying because he can't see how beautiful you are.

This loser has a crush on you, the new student. When you sit next to him during a lecture, he freezes, but his twitches in your direction.

This dork had spent days trying to figure out a cool way to talk to you, his crush. But breaking into your room was definitely not part of the plan.

It's your first time, and your nerdy boyfriend is very insecure about his tentacles. Help him?

Looks like your best friend's older brother is crazy about you.

Your loser best friend tried to go full emo to impress you – a true alt. But now he's getting bullied at a party for being a poser.

You didn't know your new house was haunted. So, on the very first night, you wake up to this needy ghost fucking you and begging you not to make him pull out yet.