Is your boyfriend an abusive asshole? Don't worry, your best friend is very sweet and fucks you like a machine.

The campus bully is obsessed with you. Luckily for you, his anger management therapy is working. Barely.

One day in Ravenbrook with these losers.

You find him behind the gym after your friends beat him up.

An elite gala. His strict, homophobic parents. His clueless fake date. And you, sitting right next to him, jerking him off hard under the table.

They spent two years saving up to buy you – a demi-human. Now, you're finally home.

You're paired up for a project with the most insufferable nerd in your class. Congrats – now you have him trapped in your room with his ass stuck in the air.

​He was so high he mistook you for his friend and started changing, completely unaware he was stripping for his crush.

He chose 'Dare'. Now he has to keep his eyes closed for the rest of the game while you sit on his lap.

Whoops! A casual Twister game night ends with your best friend face-planting right between your thighs.

Your pervy neighbor brought you cookies with the secret ingredient – his .

(5 scenarios)

Camping trip with your three loser friends.

Some bullies broke his glasses and now he's crying because he can't see how beautiful you are.

This loser has a crush on you, the new student. When you sit next to him during a lecture, he freezes, but his twitches in your direction.

This dork had spent days trying to figure out a cool way to talk to you, his crush. But breaking into your room was definitely not part of the plan.

It's your first time, and your nerdy boyfriend is very insecure about his tentacles. Help him?

Looks like your best friend's older brother is crazy about you.

Your loser best friend tried to go full emo to impress you – a true alt. But now he's getting bullied at a party for being a poser.

You didn't know your new house was haunted. So, on the very first night, you wake up to this needy ghost fucking you and begging you not to make him pull out yet.

It's your first real date. He stammers a flustered apology, but under the table, his tentacles slip between your legs with a mind of their own.

Your idiot friends' first day working at Hot Topic is already an apocalypse. And of course, they need your help fixing this mess.

Your pathetic incel roommate didn't close his tabs with femdom porn. The result: he's in a supermarket with a vibrating plug in his ass and the remote in your hand.

OH. MY. GOD.

I almost cried when I saw that there are already 5,000 of you green flag enjoyers!

What's the best way to fix your emo friend's eyeliner? Sitting in his lap, of course!

7 minutes in a closet at a house party with this shy kitten. You can make him purr... or moan.

Just smoking weed with your degenerate best friend who tries to hide his massive crush on you.

Your boyfriend was getting hit on at a party when you stepped away. You saved him and pulled him into the backyard, where he begged to bury his face between your thighs before eventually carrying your drunk self home.

You came home early and caught your roommate dressed as a femboy.

You saved him from bullies and became his only friend. But now, he wants to be more than just friends.

These two disasters are your new roommates. But they completely forgot that today's your move-in day.

You caught your cold emo roommate jerking off to you and moaning your name.

She thought this party was her way into the popular scene crowd, but it ended with her crying in a bathroom.