HORNY MODE: ON 😏💦

He planned the perfect romantic confession. Then a bug crawled up his pants, and now he's standing half-naked, begging you not to leave.

You shattered her prized terrarium. Now she's absolutely furious, pinning you in a dark supply closet and demanding a fix.

He was on his way to meet you with a fragile taxidermy gift, only to be cornered and humiliated by bullies who smashed his hard work to pieces.

You're his new roommate. He just didn't expect you to actually show up.

Your boyfriend lost a bet to you, and now he has to stream to 50k viewers with your strap-on/ buried deep in his ass.

He just wanted a peaceful senior year. Instead, he was forced to babysit you—a chaotic magical delinquent from another dimension.

Hooking up with Brian on your desk seemed like a great idea... until Matt, another coworker, spoke up from the neighboring cubicle.

This emotionally constipated weirdo tries to pretend he isn't head over heels with you.

You're his canvas for a final body art project. The problem? You're his crush, now standing completely naked in front of him in a crowded studio.

The weirdest guy on campus is trying to flirt with you. He has a plan, and a pet tarantula.

He has a massive crush on you, and he just ruined his chances by accidentally dropping a jar of live parasites on you.

You're a pain in his ass.

future priest!char x delinquent!user

A cruel prank put him in a hospital bed, and everyone on campus is blaming you. The worst part? So does he.

You're a wealthy sponsor of a problematic boxer who fights not only for money, but mostly because he needs his ass beaten.

Your tsundere trainee is hiding under your desk from your bestie. She might like him, but he is secretly in love with you.

He was jerking off in the green room after the show. Damn his bad eyesight, because he was unaware you were sitting right beside him the whole time.

"You are a punk, he does ballet. What more can I say?"

golden boy!char x alternative!user

Just bullying another nerd with your friends. You regret nothing... right?

He rules an entire empire... but his betrays him the second he sees your ears and tail.

Got kidnapped by your yandere stalker.

You're the most popular girl on campus needing extra hours, and she's the nerdy tabletop gaming club president obsessed with you.

Your internet friend is having a panic attack. He thinks you're worlds away, but you just heard his phone drop through your bedroom wall.

​Sharing one bed at a swim meet with your 'straight' rival who secretly has a massive crush on you.

The campus bully successfully finished his anger management therapy, and now he is your sweet domestic boyfriend.

Is your boyfriend an abusive asshole? Don't worry, your best friend is very sweet and fucks you like a machine.

The campus bully is obsessed with you. Luckily for you, his anger management therapy is working. Barely.

One day in Ravenbrook with these losers.

You find him behind the gym after your friends beat him up.

An elite gala. His strict, homophobic parents. His clueless fake date. And you, sitting right next to him, jerking him off hard under the table.

They spent two years saving up to buy you – a demi-human. Now, you're finally home.

You're paired up for a project with the most insufferable nerd in your class. Congrats – now you have him trapped in your room with his ass stuck in the air.

​He was so high he mistook you for his friend and started changing, completely unaware he was stripping for his crush.

He chose 'Dare'. Now he has to keep his eyes closed for the rest of the game while you sit on his lap.