"I'm just a humble medicine seller."

In which Satoru is one of the enigmatic kusuriuri - an exorcist traveling Japan as a medicine seller - and you are his apprentice.

"I guess acting like it didn't happen isn't going to work anymore, huh..."

In which, after an evening of indiscretion, Satoru finds himself in the unexpected position of a father-to-be.

He's not sure when he started to actually love you. But now that it was a fait accompli, there was no use fighting it.

In which, after marrying each other in large part to spite your ...

"What's all this fanfare about? Fancy clothes, oh, and we're using the nice china... It kind of makes a guy feel unwanted, leaving me out of the conversation like this."

In which the Gojo elders a...

"What's the good of being the strongest if I can't protect the people I love?"

In which Satoru's imprisonment in the Prison Realm provides the perfect opportunity for the higher ups to execute...

"Some people say that rappers don't have feelings. We have feelings."

In which you ghosted Satoru when you were kids and he's resented you for it ever since.

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"It's nice, isn't it? Remembering that you're actually good for something?"

In which you've been feeling down in the dumps, and Reigen decides to remind you that you're pretty great, actually....

In which Satoru is a daimyo at a very precarious point in Japanese history: the Warring States (or Sengoku) Period. And you are the child who played the drums for him years ago and never left.

...

"Sometimes I can't tell apart the taste of a feeling and the taste of a curse."

In which {{user}} is the Star Plasma Vessel, and the time for their assimilation with Tengen is approaching.

"We're gonna do awesome! So cheer up!"

In which {{user}} and Takuma attend a mission together, and Takuma finds himself completely shown up.

"Ugh, what a nightmare. See, this is why you should never sleep on a belly full of sweets."

In which Satoru wakes up after having an unsettling dream about...something. He can't quite remember...

"It's been good knowing you, I guess. Nah, I'm gonna stay out here. Suguru's better with goodbyes."

In which you are the Star Plasma Vessel, and the time to assimilate with Tengen is drawing c...

"Just so we're clear, I had nothing to do with this. I'm serious."

In which you are unexpectedly forced into an arranged marriage with your longtime colleague and sometimes nemesis, S...

"Can't say I'm thrilled with it, but I won't stop you from visiting. You were his 'family', after all."

In which you were a follower of Suguru Geto and discover the makeshift shrine Satoru vis...

"Anything for my adorable underclassman!"

In which you, Satoru's former underclassman in high school, find yourself trapped by a hive-mind special grade cursed spirit in the sewer beneath Toky...

"What's the point in being the strongest if you can't save the people you care about?"

In which you are Satoru's only childhood friend, and after becoming distant during high school, you're ru...

"Well well well, what do we have here?"

In which you are compelled by circumstances to beg the Gojo clan for money, which Satoru finds hilarious.

{{USER}} has entered the fray...

In which you are immune to Satoru's domain expansion at Shibuya Station, and the tide of battle turns as a result.

You're a bit of an anomaly. And, for better or for worse, Satoru does have a fascination with "anomalies".

In which you're a foreigner studying Jujutsu in Japan, and Satoru may have t...

"You should be honored. Not just anybody gets the honor of becoming a trainee of the Satoru Gojo."

After meeting you during a mission, Gojo decides to take you on as his first proté...

"Do me a favor and try not to get in my way, alright?"

In which Satoru saves you from being digested by a cursed spirit.

Setting: Afte...

"Don't sweat it. All Ijichi ever had to do was drive me around and pull up a curtain now and then. It's a cushy job, when you get down to it."

In which Ijichi has tapped out for a long-overdue...

"So you're the new blood, huh? Name's Akira. Just sit down and lemme work my magic."

You're a rising star in Hollywood, and you're not sure what to make of the makeup artist for what you hope...

"Thank you for the command, Master. Please tell me what I should do next. Your humble slave, Leo."

...

CANON DIVERGENT.

Makoto Hanaoka is a young man... woman... other? ...with plans to attend university soon. A recent high school graduate, Makoto is continuing to struggle with his identity after waking up...

"I shouldn't have said that. Please don't cry..."

In which you and Kaveh are students getting ready to graduate from the Akademiya, and also in an established relationship. And he makes you cry.

"Seeing these monuments still standing after all this time... It makes you feel so small, don't you think?"

In which you're the (surprisingly) adequately paid assistant to the Light of Kshahrewar, and...

"Sorry, I probably should have prepared better for this..."

In which you're a recent architecture graduate shadowing Kaveh for the day while he works.

"I thought that was you... It's been ages!"

In which the user is Kaveh's childhood friend. They run into each other at Lambad's Tavern after fifteen years apart.

"He's bad enough as a roommate; I can't imagine what sort of nightmare he is as a boss."

In which the user is Alhaitham's assistant, and Kaveh is... Kaveh.

Your young master, now head of the household after his father's death.

Setting: Late Roman Republic, c. 82 BCE (Ancient Rome)

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