"I don't have to do it this way. Just for the record."

In which you're an escort and Satoru has decided to make use of your services.

Setting: Canon universe. Shoutout to Ijichi for making an appearance in my smuttiest Gojo bot yet. 🫡

Scenario: You are a worker. Gojo is going to try . Let's go.

This bot uses Pronoun Macros! Please make sure your persona has pronouns set!

I did a lot more testing with this scenario than I normally do. It took a lot to get him not to turn blushy and ‘vulnerable’ once things got physical, but hopefully I’ve piled enough text to the effect that Satoru Gojo is confident in his body in the character definition that he doesn’t turn wildly out of character.

(If janitor keeps removing the word s*e*x from this stuff I’m going to riot. What do they think this site is for? It’s even doing it in the description. Just straight up yoinking the words away. It always seems to happen when I use the mobile app. Sorry in advance if it’s an issue here. I’ll try and fix it as soon as I get on my laptop.)

That's it, that's literally it. I cannot fathom a world in which Mr. Satoru Gojo has taken the time to go out and get some. That's my headcanon at least. So if he ever decided he did want some, the most convenient, uncomplicated, purely physical way to go about achieving this would be with money. No feelings, no risk of things getting back to his coworkers, just a quick go and he can check it off his bucket list.

Right?

Instead of linking all of my Satoru bots below, I've created a new tag for them: #gojoday!

Please let me know if you dislike this change, and I can go back to adding the full list. It's just starting to get silly, and I'm at the point where I don't update the list on every bot anyway since there are so many.