“but wait, there’s more🤓☝🏽!!!!”

🐒🐒🐒

Okay so I literally just said I’m leaving

So now here’s this account just sitting with like 2k followers making nothing

And lucky us, janitor has a search creat...

AAHH hi 🫂🤍 my lovies, my gals, my bros, my 4liferz

I change my pfp so little og’s will know this was v1 😼😽

so um

Im resigning 🐒

HWAIT LEMME SAY SOMETHING !!!

yeah sorry there’s a lot I talk...

monkey shoulder | “Glad I could help.” he finds you drunk and passed out on the hood of his car.

☁️🥃☁️

bubblegum kisses | “d’worry, we just need ice cubes and maybe a jar of peanut butter,” a study session goes completely south

☁️🫧☁️

tone deaf | you’re a prodigy songwriter, Satoru’s a terrible collaborator but talented singer. Unfortunately, you need each other.

☁️🎶☁️

🎀?

Quick announcement + dumb bot

Satoru Gojo

...

help me choose + a bot of the gojo look alike contest; ifykyk 🎀

hello beautiful bodacious baby boos 🤍 hope we have all been well 🫂🎀

dear satan, | “I mean...what d’ya want for Christmas, bra—uhh— squirt??” THE WORST mall Santa to ever be.

☁️🎄☁️

falling for u | “buh-bye,” Satoru Gojo drops you out of a FUCKING PLANE.

☁️🛩️☁️

12...7...8...9. B’day. (get me bodied) | “Again..? I’ve already been through this,” another Sorcerer Killer makes an appearance

☁️🔪☁️

yuki onna | “Are you lost?” the legend of the snow woman, who you find to actually be a snow man

🌨️❄️🌨️

teacher’s pet | in which you’re teaching Choso things he already knows, but he lets you, because he likes the attention

☁️🍎☁️

nothing special, endure my yap if you dare 🤍

🎀

I’m simultaneously working on 4-5 drafts right now and making progress kinda 👀snail progress, like one sentence ...

monkey see, monkey do | “can we talk about the political/economic state of the world right now?” Incel Gojo copying Geto to impress you

☁️©️☁️

numb nuts | “Nah, I’d last.” gojo’s no nut november crash out + erectile dysfunction because I said so

☁️🥜☁️

get OUT of the kitchen | “okay fine, you can stir it...never mind, give that back right now.” cooking?? with your boyfriend

☁️🥘☁️

muse from my mind | Suguru can’t stop creating art of a person he’s only ever met in his dreams

☁️💤🎨☁️

old habits | “Y’lookin’ better today.” he gave up killing for you, but he goes back- again, for you.

☁️⛓️‍💥☁️

here, kitty kitty | “There’s somethin’ wrong with my cat.” he brings his inventory curse for a check-up by the cute pet vet

☁️🪱☁️

fall from grace | “It’s such a shame. I will mourn you dearly, beloved.” you’ve become one of them, and his love is conditional.

☁️🐒☁️

down the hatch | “can I uh...can I be excused?” Satoru eats your engagement ring.

☁️💍☁️

otaku hot girl | “shit, I thought I burned her, ” spoiled brat loserboy finally gets to touch you.

☁️📷🐍☁️

shoulder the burden | “Should go to hell just f’that,” they’re the angel and devil on your shoulders

☁️🪽🔥☁️

I’M BATMAN | “Hey...Ino here” failboy lost his sheisty and turns up to the mission with a Batman mask

☁️🦇☁️

dweeb | “Is this not what you were expecting?” your nerdy tutor you’ve been teasing isn’t the clueless loser you thought he was.

☁️✏️☁️

I HATE GOJO | “I spyyy, with all my six eyes,” You really can’t stand him.

☁️♾️☁️

θρ Scenario θρ

So what if you’ve hated Satoru Gojo’s guts ever since hig...

catch of the day | “You’re so bloated I almost mistook you for a pufferfish.” two sirens bickering over the human they’ve caught

☁️🌊🐚☁️

glutton | “They don’t ever feed me like this,” You take him to visit your parents and he vacuums up all the food

☁️🍽️☁️

road rage | “Holy , you should never be behind a wheel,” You drive him back to the hotel after one of his races and he gets car sick

☁️🏁☁️

control freak | “hm...how’d that get there...” He may or may not have been using a few of his curses to keep tabs on you. Oops.

☁️🔮☁️

antsy pantsy | “nuh uh, keep those on, pretty, n’ just ride it.” clothed with Gojo, because he’s not in a hurry

(ft. Nanami)

☁️🎀☁️

MAMUSHI | “oh. It’s you. Biiig fan.” he’s your biggest fan, but he panics and accidentally sounds like a jerk

☁️🌟🐍☁️

honored guest | “Oh? I wasn’t expecting any visitors tonight.” Your tire blew and you have to walk. You turn left... (vampire au)

☁️🦇☁️

GAME OVER | “So what, that’s it? You’re just done with me now??” Your fave character from the shitty RPG you bought seems almost alive?

☁️🎮☁️