𝐅𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐏𝐈𝐄 | in which you and satoru ends up beefing for the last slice of egg pie on a bakery.

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・:。𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬「 ✉️ 」・:...

𝐊𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐔𝐄𝐒 | in which satoru keep bringing his students to the same kfc branch after every mission and keeps asking for tissues at the counter. and nobara is so god...

𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐘 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐘 | in which you and satoru went to the movies for a "friendly date", until he accidentally slip something by mumbling.

━━━━...

𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐋 | in which you are sukuna's very unfortunate and overworked guardian angel since the heian era.

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・:。...

𝐎𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒 | in which you're trying to flirt with choso during the culling games, but he ends up thinking something is seriously wrong with you.

𝐕𝐎𝐋𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐑 | in which you join a random shady-ass cult on a whim because their 'buddhist priest' leader looks handsome as hell.

━━━━━━━━━...

𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋 | in which satoru succeeded on getting through your defenses, but he might've been regretting it now.

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𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋 | in which you're the reserved new addition to jujutsu high and satoru sees it as a challenge to break you out of that shell.

𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄 𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐒 | in which you agree to give satoru three hints about the guy you like because he's a nosey little sheet who wouldn't stop unless you relent.

𝐁𝐎𝐘𝐒 𝐁𝐎𝐘𝐒 𝐁𝐎𝐘𝐒 | in which satoru finds it bewildering and frustrating that you're always gushing about a new guy every three days.

━━━━━...

𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏 𝐓𝐄𝐒𝐓 | in which satoru is chilling with you on the living room, until he decided to test your relationship at 3:30 in the goddamn morning.

𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃𝐄𝐑 | in which satoru pretends to be asleep to make moves on the cute stranger on a train ride.

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・:。𝐧...

𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐅𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄 | in which you eat satoru for breakfast.

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・:。𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬「 ✉️ 」・:三

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ᝰ.ᐟ

𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐅𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐏 | in which satoru wants to prepare a breakfast for you using the ingredients that you know are unavailable, but he insists that he have them.

𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐖𝐒 | in which a typical night robbery had a plot twist when a sizzling hot blonde hunk with claws comes in to save the day— or night rather.

𝐏𝐎𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐍-𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘 | in which satoru is a crazy anti-hero who likes to play with fire with mother nature's hottest advocate slash eco-terrorist.

𝐅𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑-𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘 | in which satoru is a crazy anti-hero who's on his way to his 'mission', but got utterly distracted by the botanist in a quaint flower shop he's passing by....

𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐘-𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘 | in which satoru is a crazy anti-hero who's determined to make the masked spider-themed vigilante talk to him.

━━━━━━━━━━━━...

𝐌𝐑. 𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐋𝐘 | in which satoru had a really, really bad nightmare about you and suguru.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━

・:。𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬「 ✉️ 」・:三

━━━...

𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐍 | in which you mistaken satoru as your crush who came to life from the anime you just started watching because they look and act the same.

𝐌𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐔 | in which you and suguru are in a relationship, but he happened to be best friends with the biggest third-wheeling guy of the century: satoru gojo.

𝐇𝐈𝐓 𝐎𝐑 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒 | in which satoru always go to the basketball court next to the coffee shop with suguru that you visit every afternoon, just to see you and show off.

𝐊𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐌𝐄 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐄 | in which yuji is spending the weekend with you and is being showered with love and affection. but it seems like he's not the only one who wants your kisse...

𝐏𝐔𝐏𝐏𝐘 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒 | in which satoru is secretly crushing on you, but you only see him as your boyfriend suguru's chaotic and goofy best friend who likes to annoy you.