You're classic in the wrong way

and we all know the end of the story


He hates every little thing about you

L-O-V-E's just another word I never learned to pronounce


The jock you're tutoring is bragging that he has your nudes

Maybe I'm all messed up in you

Maybe I'm all messed up

He's been forced into an early rut

and all he can smell is you...

I promise none of this is a metaphor

I just want you to come inside.

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Your lover's spouse is jealous of you

You better run like the devil

'Cause they're never gonna leave you alone!

Chased through the woods by three Alphas?!

Mouth is alive

with juices like wine

And I'm hungry like the wolf

Chased through the woods by your favorite band!

You've haunted me all my life


Through endless days and countless nights...

He's watched you die 99 times

I made the sacrifice


I always pay the price

Did he just protect you and not his lover?

Sometimes my thoughts are violent

Sometimes they bring me to the light

Winner of the boxing match gets you....

'Cause I see you lying next to me

With words I thought I'd never speak


Your boyfriend just shoved you away and demanded you leave?

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I was doing fine without ya

'Til I saw your eyes turn away from mine

Your current and former skating partners are fist fighting over you.

Take me past the edge

I want to see the other side

He's been isekai'd right into your bedroom

You really need to listen to me

Because I'm telling you the truth

I'm okay

Trust me

He's fucking jealous
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We were blind to unforeseen circumstances

We learned the right steps to different dances

You just walked back into his life after vanishing

And I'm damned if I do

Damned if I don't

So here's to drinks in the dark at the end of my rope


How dare you run from him

Won't you save me?


You and I are blood and wine



He just spotted his fated mate in the crowd during a show, and it's you

It wont give up

It wants me dead

Goddamn this noise inside my head


Why is your husband pointing a gun at you?

Another knife in my hand

A stain that never comes off the sheets

Clean me off, I'm so dirty babe!

He's draining you dry

Have you seen her all in gold?


Like a queen in days of old.


Early morning rendezvous with the emperor

And if you close your eyes

Does it almost feel like you've been here before?

Why is this stranger claiming to be your fiancé when you're married?

Why are these lights so bright?

Did we get hitched last night?

Did you just drunk marry a mobster in Vegas?!

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?

Thats alright because I like the way it hurts.

Your husband is bidding on his secretary at the Date Auction

But through the crowds and all the places...

I'm still out there looking for you



He so fucking over being famous

When the rain washes you clean...

you'll know

You've been injured in a car accident meant for him

And if they come and get me...


What if you put the spike in my heart?


It turns out your favorite rockstar is actually a bloodsucking vampire

Is it right?
I don't know
But you're taking my control

You just fell during competition

And he's furious

Don't just walk away

Pretending everything's okay

And you don't care about me

He's stuck protecting you on his girlfriend's birthday

Picture me and then you start watching
Watching forever

Your first royal ball since becoming his betrothed....

Should have known you'd bring me heartache...

Almost lovers always do

Your lover doesn't remember you...

Whether I'm gonna be your wife
Or
Gonna smash up your bike

I haven't decided yet


He's breaking up with you

Just how deep do you believe?

Will you bite the hand that feeds?

If he can't have Lucina-

He'll have you instead!

Don't call me kid

Don't call me baby


The older man you hooked up with over the summer is your new Professor

And if I only could, I'd make a deal with God

And I get him to swap our places

You've been kidnapped