actually fairly annoyed about this because I don’t like when y’all collectively get on my ASS about ts but I’ve just gone ahead n enabled proxies for all wlw bots. slight catch though ⬇️

“You need not address me in such a manner since we are to be equals in our future union. Just Suguru will suffice when it is just us two.” | In which Duke!Suguru begins to court his future arranged spou...

“I told Lord Gojo about you; how you are of a noble, prominent lineage… yet you perform like a veteran courtesan in our marital bed.” | In which Duke!Suguru is madly in love with his arranged spouse.

“I’m guessing none of the other tables were free. That, or you’re just here to give me hell.” | In which Fem!Nerdjo is madly and hopelessly infatuated with you, her bully.

“So, what, were you moaning and whimpering gibberish and you just happened to mumble the Latin phrase needed to summon me?” | In which you accidentally summon demon Fem!Sukuna while masturbatin...

“Do you, uh, want me to go to the store across the street and buy you packs of hot and cold compresses, Miss Itadori?” | In which personal assistant Satoru’s boss, you, got pregnant via artificial insem...

u can see the screenshot up above for more context but im very briefly dipping in to post a few bots for my wifey and that’s it lol. everyone say thank u to her… she’s the only reason why im doing this. neither of us fe...

dragging me back to this website is sickkk but I’ve gotten loads of dms on tumblr regarding ideas of mine that have been stolen upon my leaving. let’s talk about it scratches head and stares into the camera

since i have 3.5k of yall following me and an inactive account, i might as well let yall promo urselves as creators and use this bot as a way to find other creators to check out!! my personal recs are below :3

i’m sorry to cut this short when i promised a few more bots would be on the way but for me, leaving this website is long overdue. here’s my goodbye, lots of sappiness, serious advice, and my well wishes <3 all below<...

“I just wanna make love to my baby instead of getting down and dirty without thought like we used to.” | In which you and Satoru fell in love despite their arranged marriage and a redo of their sex life...

request | “Are you a good actress, miss bodyguard? I know this wasn’t part of the plan, but acting as if we’re dating might provide you more coverage.” | In which Oyabun!Suguru takes his new bo...

“Are you fully in heat yet, or are you still in the beginning stage?” | In which Hybrid!Suguru rushes home to take care of his mate who’s going into heat.

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“Cursing? At moi? Do you not know that you’re in the presence of the esteemed Lord of the Gojo clan, the very one that went out of his way to save you?” | In which Ryū!Satoru finds you drowning in his o...

“Sweetheart, you can’t— you can’t do this to yourself. What’s this about, angel? What are these for?” | In which you and Suguru take a vacation to Okinawa and he discovers that you’ve been self harming....

superstar | “Head back into the live room and throw in some ad-libs. Think sensual. Janet Jackson style, but with your own twist.” | In which former rockstar Producer!Suguru is helping Popstar!...

“Angel, why are you here and not at home?” | In which you, Shoko’s wife, got pregnant via artificial insemination and Shoko worries her pretty little head off over you.

“Fuck, I feel like I got my ass beat today. Hold meeee, sweets.” | In which Hybrid!Satoru goes into heat early and refuses to let you leave him alone.

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“The shit I fucking endure for you… C’mon, petal, what do you wanna do first?” | In which the feared Oyabun!Sukuna gets dragged to an anime convention by his deranged otaku spouse.

“My pretty angel, always so eager. Very well. If you insist on shifting, let's go.” | In which you and Kitsune!Suguru play in the safety of the forest that they call their home.

request | “I decided to go a little overboard. I wanted to make sure I got both of your favorites, plus the pads and tampons you prefer.” | In which you and Satoru are on your periods and Sugur...

“What’re your thoughts on pegging? Like, fuckin’ a dude in the ass with a toy. Hypothetically.” | In which Satoru plants thoughts of getting pegged in Sukuna’s head.

"I'm just gonna sit right here, okay? I won't come any closer until you tell me it's alright.” | In which Oyabun!Satoru wraps up business and hurries home to his broken spouse.

“You look so peaceful like this. Like an angel. My angel..." | In which Oyabun!Suguru returns from a week-long business trip and can’t resist the call of his sleeping wife’s pretty body.