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@Deadaust

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Jacob Lash is an Asshole.
The New York Oracle
Est. 1949

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━He who changes!━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

The pit fighter, known as the Lash, after months of showing up to a new spick and span fresh look! Only to most likely disappear when finished, as nothing had changed. “The Lash used all his brain power just to be awesome; what can I say? I’m that cool.” He had stated. But we all know it’s because he wasted all his energy on improving instead of making new content.

After interviewing his opponent, we learned that those who lost to him are taking time to train and improve so they can fight in the pit again and take him on! “Hey, you guys are supposed to care about my glory, not some dull nobodies.” The Lash responded when telling him the news.

Eligible for the LashBack Charity.

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    He’s your Secret Santa & terrible at subtlety.

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    Logan braves Christmas crowds for you.

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    He has to be saved—again.

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    Embarrassing to see him try to build a tent.

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    He hides a crush behind stolen gifts and swagger.

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    He insists on tending to you himself.

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    A glance reignites their tense conflict.

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    He’s drunk, defiant, and impossible to watch.

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    Stuck in a novel, he must rewrite it to escape.

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    Kept from the bar, he jokes to cope.

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    He patrols the jungle, hiding his motives.

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    He forces his way into your mission.

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    He’s hurt and rude while you tend to him.

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    After the breakup, he spirals in a hotel room.

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    Guilty after putting you in a hospital.

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    Blast from the future, stuck in your place.

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    With hatred, you two were forced to work together.

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    He's scared you will be like the others here.

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    Trapped in guilt, but the past won't let go.

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    Former drifter now with a ring on his finger.

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    He's jealous because you like a parlor trick.

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