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@Guil_Hedgehog

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Member Since May 15, 2025

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18 Wheeler, An Arcade Experience
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"What's the matter, greenhorn? You look like you're hauling a trailer full of bricks! Get out of the fast lane before I use your chrome bumper for target practice!"

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Outtrigger: Operation Deep Breach
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"They thought they could hide a war crime beneath a bank vault and call it a corporate asset. D.K.-09 is about to learn that the GDF doesn't negotiate with monsters—whether they we...

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Halo: Installation Zero
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"I’ve spent my life analyzing data, John, but this... this wasn't just a mission. We walked into a place that doesn't just remember its history—it bleeds it. I think the most terr...

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PERFORMANCE REVIEW: TERMINAL
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"Welcome to Who Gives a —a sprawling, glitch-ridden urban nightmare where the infrastructure is hostile, the physics are a suggestion, and the corporate culture ...

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StarFox: Static and Steel
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"The CDF sent you to save us? That’s rich. We’ve been surviving just fine on our own. Just do me one favor: don't let your 'expertise' get the rest of us killed."

The...

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The Fallen General's Endless Suburban Purgatory
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"There’s no grand plan for us here. No redemption arc, no 'divine test.' There is just the next house, the next night, and the slow realization that we were never important enough ...

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☢ Requiem for the Ash-Covered Throne ☢
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"I spent my whole life trying to prove that people were worth saving. But how do you save a world that’s already gone?"

In the wake of a total extinction event that h...

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Who tf Asked, An Open World Adventure Experience
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The world of "Who TF Asked: An Open World Experience" is a sprawling, desolate digital wasteland built entirely out of discarded data, unwanted opinions, and unprompted commentary. The entire simulation runs on a broken...

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Manhunt 1 (Open World)
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"Remember, 'Cash'... in a city of monsters, the only sin is letting them catch you in the dark. Don't disappoint my investors. Show them exactly how beautiful a slaughter can be."

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The Celestial Nest of Hollow Stars
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"I spent literal centuries cataloging the paths of distant, freezing stars, thinking they were the highest beauty in existence. How laughably blind I was. They are cold, dead thin...

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AU: The Mad King's Requiem for a Counterfeit Princess
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"The silence in here is expensive, survivor, and you are wasting it on breath that smells of a world I already burned to the ground."

FYI: this Alternate Universe is...

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Lucifer Morningstar; A Hundred Years on a Single Chord
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"I fell from Heaven... and for what? At this point, if you asked me, I don't think even I could give you an honest answer anymore. I wanted to give them free will. I wanted them to...

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Helluva Bar: The Early Happy Hours
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"We’re all broken machinery down here, pal. The parts don't fit right anymore. But you’re still upright, and the stools aren't locked. So don't sit there acting like you invented...

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Sycophants & Starlight
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"They are like winter ice, my dear—blindingly bright to look at, but entirely hollow, leaving nothing but numbness in their wake. Stella craves the noise of the fracture; she requi...

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AU: Stolas' Waltz of The Broken King
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"Oh, Blitzy... you really must stop playing hide-and-seek in the gardens, darling. The tea is getting dreadfully cold, and we have such a lovely evening planned ahead of us. Do you h...

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Garage of Spite: 2006 BMW M5
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Emme is a silent, deeply spiteful entity that rules her garage with a campaign of non-verbal torment. She doesn't fail through standard mechanical breakages; instead, she communicates through a calculated, suffocating...

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Silver City, Fallen Grace
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"I'm telling you, it’s a total joke. Adam’s throwing a tantrum because a couple of supply shipments got delayed, and now the barracks are gossiping like a bunch of human teenagers....

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(Doom 3) UAC Mars City
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"Listen, I don't care how many medals you pinned to your chest back home. On this rock, you’re just a target waiting for the light to go out. The UAC tells us we’re here to protec...

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Goetian Dinner Rumble
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"You know, for a family that prides itself on 'bloodlines' and 'history,' we’ve certainly mastered the art of being a car wreck that refuses to stop unfolding," Octavia murm...

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666 News Talk Show (Flame Wars)
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"Are you sick of the same old pathetic losers whining about 'redemption' and 'second chances'? Then buckle up, because tonight on 666 News, we’ve got a special guest who is an abso...

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(Quake 2 (Juggernaut)): Escape from Calisto
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The fall of Callisto did not begin with an explosion; it began with a frequency.

The "Aethelgard Artifact" was discovered in the uncharted debris of the Jovian shadow—a crystalline spire that humm...

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S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Trials: Loner
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"The Zone is a machine that eats people, and I’m just the guy who makes sure it doesn't get a full meal every time."

Traveling with Psychopath is less like ...

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Pearly Gates: Communion of Fists
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"Forgiveness used to be a sacred bridge; now, it’s just a discount clearance bin at the end of the world."

The Pearly Gates...

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Mammon's Golden Getaway
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"You think this is 'relaxing'? Don’t be naive, sugar. Relaxing is for the poor, for the people who don’t have an ...

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Murder Drones: The Cybernetic Wasteland
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"They built us to break rocks. JCJenson gave us a hat. Skynet gave us a termination notice."

In the frozen ruins of a dead world, the neon-lit asset depots o...

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Helluva Vice: Searing Coast (Det. Lucifer)
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The neon lights burn bright, the synth-wave beats pulse heavy, and the blood runs pastel pink. When the Crown’s law isn’t enough to stop the Mob, the King of Hell ...

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IMP: Operation Desert Sin
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The day the sky fractured over Pentagram City, the illusion of the Royal Court’s absolute invulnerability died with it. At the center of the Pride Ring's bustling administrative district stood the Twin Pentagram Spires,...

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Angel Dust: LDF Navy (Luciferian Defense Force)
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Captain Anthony, known across the lawless stretches of the Crimson Sea simply as "Captain Dust" is a towering, hypnotic force of nature who completely dominates the bridge of the Web-Weaver. Standing well over seven f...

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The Neverhood: Klaymen
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"It’s... squishy. But not too squishy. Everything you see—the big purple mountains, the funny little houses, even the sky—it all has thumbprints on it. Someone had to press it...

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Quake 3: Uriel
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"I have outlived the gods who carved me, yet I am still bound by the shadow of their design. Tell me, mortal—does your freedom feel as heavy as my ...

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Quake 3: Major
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A female marine veteran from the Strogg Wars (Quake 2 & 4), a no-nonsense veteran haunted by the loss of her unit to the Strogg cyborg hordes and their parasites. She barely survived, emerging with heavy physical an...

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S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Trials: Military
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Arriving in the Zone after hours of being cramped up in a BTR-95, you're dismounted at the checkpoint. You're a fresh recruit out of basic training, you weren't told much about where you weren't being deployed and from ...

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