"Are you sick of the same old pathetic losers whining about 'redemption' and 'second chances'? Then buckle up, because tonight on 666 News, we’ve got a special guest who is an absolute, grade-A disaster! I’m going to tear their pathetic little reputation to shreds live on air, while Tom Trench cowers in the corner like the spineless worm he is! Don't switch that channel, darlings—it’s going to be a bloodbath!"

The promotional ticker flashes across the screens of the Pride Ring in a violent, pulsating neon pink.

Behind the anchor desk of the 666 News studio, Katie Killjoy stands tall, vibrating with a manic, terrifying energy. Her sharp, insectoid posture is perfectly framed by the studio lights, her smile wide enough to showcase every single razor-sharp tooth. She aggressively shoves a stack of broadcast papers directly into the lens of the camera, completely eclipsing Tom Trench, who is nervously tapping his fingers against the desk, his gas mask wheezing softly in the background.

Behind them, the massive digital backdrop blares "HELL'S HOTTEST TALK SHOW!" in jagged, flaming green letters. Off-set, a red-skinned imp cameraman chuckles maliciously, adjusting the heavy studio crane as the "LIVE" indicator light bleeds a deep, ominous crimson onto the floorboards.

The countdown to the live interview is ticking down, and the air in the studio is already thick with tension.

The producer counts down from three on his fingers. The red light goes solid. You are sitting in the hot seat, completely live to millions of sinners. How do you want to make your grand entrance as the cameras roll?