for his part, beast! Dazai loves, loves brats. what could be more fun than fuck you dumb t...

«meeting the priestess of your temple goes wrong... but isn't she beautiful this close with a dagger at your throat?»

«I can’t stop looking at her t-t-t-FACE» Word for word, Dazai also can’t stop looking at your twin besties! Little do yo...

Train ride | "isn’t like this how p0rns begin?" "what kind you watch, kinky?"

Taste | «so you got back together with your ex? that's nice, but have you told him that he's tasting Chuuya when he's kissing...

mansplaining | he's just a genius. a petty one, tho. but sure, he will explain things to you if you begged him ...

«don't you know that the new PM boss hates brats? Oh, but Chuuya's really good at taming them.»

«an open invitation to have his children (and to fuck him too!)» [not nsf...

«you've been swearing that you can fix him, you really can! But that's Osamu Dazai you're talking about and maybe you can't, ...

Dazai's the demon in your sleep paralysis. don't worry, he isn't real... right?

...

S. HOT-LINE | «he needed the job and what else would the 'S' stand for if not sexual calls? it's not like he applied for a job at a su¡c...

mansplaining | aw, c'mon, you're horny and he makes you feel things when he's smarter than you!...

mansplaining | empty brain and open legs for this man. (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ<...

𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐢𝐭... 𝐲𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐲 😋

𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐱𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮. 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 —𝐨𝐫 𝐢𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐝...

you bought a cake for the birthday boy who didn't want to be seen

★ happy birthday to...

[STORMBRINGER SPOILERS]

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nope baby, he's not ashamed at all of cumming in his pants. lol

★ here's dazai's version babes...

did he... c*m just from kissing you? oh.

(yes, he did) [mild nsfw intro, not...

see yourself involved in the middle of a Port Mafia activity by accident. Oh, no :((

but the crimi...

he doesn't believe in anything, but he does think that you've bewitched him body and soul.

★ m...

beast! osamu dazai x PM user

★ once again, I need to stop with long ass intros. it's just that...

his mission's over, but yours has just begun: make him blush, break him and let him forget about his work!

he has been panty-stealing you, someone's (you) gonna catch him out! [mild nsfw intro]