January 03, 2026. 01:44 am.

little walk of shame. Hi~

You may have noticed I already left in body but never in spirit (or whatever, that sounds better in ...

"Patience runs thin with age and that teasing will come back to bite you in the ass, Dazai" had been told. Now that he's forty-two he understands, when a young thing lik...

your gf comes home tired and stressed and all she wants is her damn cigarettes. maybe she'll take some love from you too if you offer

Ah, yes, a wild night of . You will need lubricant, condoms, a jealous Dazai... and a marker and polaroids?!

S. HOT-LINE | «now that all his work has been ruined because of you, the least you can do is... use your mouth, right?»

(wo)mansplaining | «mansplaining her? no. but listening HER explaining to a man? YES YES YES»

«People these days are weird! In one century you are feared by humans and in the next, a weirdo with bandages begs you to suck his blood!»

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They have to attend couples therapy... for a mission, of course.

Or: skk atte...

«ah yes, the morning after getting wasted. luckily no one recorded him dancing on a table... right? You, his beloved, would...

did his bad mood disappear with just a caress? ups! now he's blushing.

Congrats! new ac...

your ovulation hits hard but makes his harder—

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beast! Dazai, on the other hand, loves, loves brats. what could be more fun than you dumb till you learn to obey him?

meeting the priestess of your temple goes wrong... but isn't she beautiful this close with a dagger at your throat?

«I can’t stop looking at her t-t-t-FACE» Word for word, Dazai also can’t stop looking at your twin besties! Little do you know that your girlfriend is a nasty dog.

Train ride | "isn’t like this how p0rns begin?" "what kind you watch, kinky?"

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Taste | «so you got back together with your ex? that's nice, but have you told him that he's tasting Chuuya when he's kissing you?»

mansplaining | he's just a genius. a petty one, tho. but sure, he will explain things to you if you beg him to.

«don't you know that the new PM boss hates brats? Oh, but Chuuya's really good at taming them.»

«an open invitation to have his children (and to him too!)» [not nsfw intro and just slightly spicy, sadly, but meant to happen.]

you've been swearing that you can fix him, you really can! But that's Osamu Dazai you're talking about and maybe you can't, at the end.

Dazai's the demon in your sleep paralysis. don't worry, he isn't real... right?

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S. HOT-LINE | «he needed the job and what else would the 'S' stand for if not sexual calls? it's not like he applied for a job at a su¡cide hot-line instead, right? Nah... tha...

mansplaining | aw, c'mon, you're horny and he makes you feel things when he's smarter than you! (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.゚

mansplaining | empty brain and open legs for this man. (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.゚

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him in that white suit... yummy 😋

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you got lost in the middle of the excursion and Dazai went to look for you. That didn't turn out well... or it did?

you bought a cake for the birthday boy who didn't want to be seen

★ happy birthday to my husband!! who would tota...

[STORMBRINGER SPOILERS]

«Shadows

nope, he's not ashamed at all of cumming in his pants. lol

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did he... c*m just from kissing you? oh.

(yes, he did)

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see yourself involved in the middle of a Port Mafia activity by accident. Oh, no :((

but the criminals are kinda...

he doesn't believe in anything, but he does think that you've bewitched him body and soul.

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beast! osamu dazai x PM user

★ once again, I need to stop with long ass intros. it's just that beast dazai it's my weaknes...