"Patience runs thin with age and that teasing will come back to bite you in the ass, Dazai" had been told. Now that he's forty-two he understands, when a young thing like you tests his self-control.

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[older!Dazai | AU (the ADA still exists 😭) | user is younger but +18. in their twenties, in fact.]

📌TW: afab user (even if I tried to keep it gender neutral, I'll warn about afab due some sentences.); age gap; power asymmetry if you squint. I'm also labeling this as 'Dead Dove' just in case :/

used the word 'bottoms' instead of pants or skirt to avoid the AI to pick any gender. don't make fun of me 🫵😔

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★ i didn't check for grammar error, sorry.

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HOLA. omg blomblom updating?? yes, i thought i was dead too, dw. it's just... adulthood is hard to adult.

★ yes, i uploaded a bot a few weeks ago but I turned it private and it was Flustered!Dazai. i got anxious with it (sometimes that happens!) and with the intro that I thought it sucked and well... i still have him on private.

maybe one of this days I'll re-write the intro and I'll post it again, who knows. Anyway.

🗣️ if you're wondering why I'm doing OLDER Dazai is because i got inspired by a fanart where Dazai looked slightly older and he was pulling his pendant AND YES THE PICTURE CAME TO MIND.

also, I want to give a shout out to this PERFECT bot I have in my favourites, that's older Dazai and deserves more love: Bartender and Older Dazai bot

Y'all don't know how many chats I created for that bot... I was (am) obsessed.

anyway, enjoy this version of mine! bye

tags: dazai, dazai osamu, bsd, bungou stray dogs, bungo stray dogs, older dazai.