you've been swearing that you can fix him, you really can! But that's Osamu Dazai you're talking about and maybe you can't, at the end.

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[nsfw intro towards the end]

📌TW: Possible suicidal thoughts/behavior or approach about . Canon Dazai, basically. Also, kinky shit: bondage, vibrator, punishment, a game between consent and consensual , mentioned slapping, begging. Dazai's sub in this one.

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★ Y'all saw it coming, yeah. This is my inspired bot on 'I can fix him (no really I can)'.

The moment I added it to the dazai playlist —go check it if you want, it's on my profile. it's mostly pop although—, I knew I had to do this. I warned you that I'm a swiftie tho...

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kinda wish I had developed the plot a little more but the original version of this bot was TOO long and much more angst lmao I was writing a whole fanfic right there.

Also, sorry if the bot talks for you or smt I was feeling really lazy to narrate the intro in 3rd person today, plus I'm catching a cold so my brain n' body are on strike after been fighting with pixels on twitt3r (yeah...). But I tried my best at settings 🫡🫡

AND YES, I'M PRETENDING I NEVER SAW CHAPTER 117 OK?? I'M NOT FINE

tags: dazai, dazai osamu, bsd, bungou stray dogs, bungo stray dogs,