mansplaining | he's just a genius. a petty one, tho. but sure, he will explain things to you if you begged him to.

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[slight nsfw intro]

★ ok, this isn't so a mansplaining intro because I believe he'd explain things to everyone (he canonically does) but only when he feels like it.

"umh, Ranpo has bRowN EyEs" I KNOW. ok? I know, i just!!don't!!care. Bones did one thing right and was giving him the prettiest eyes ever ☝🏻

this bot has a name written in it and it's @Urfavghost68 who nicely asked for it.

I don't take requests or suggestions bc I love to have freedom to explore my own ideas until I run dry BUT I have to confess that I wanted to do a Ranpo bot and the plot of my mansplaining bots kinda fits with him yk??

this bot was supposed to be uploaded yesterday and upload another one today but I got drunk, forgot even my own name, woke up cranky today at 3pm, had family over (imagine my headache) and there I was, finishing the intro of this one.

I was literally writing about Ranpo giving head with my eighty-year-old auntie next to me, watching 💀💀 at least she doesn't know english

I have a place in hell guaranteed (i don't believe in any religion anyway, but if it exists.... im cooked)

ps: mansplaining doesn't work like I portrayed it but well... that's how the intro turned out