mansplaining | empty brain and open legs for this man. (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ

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★WOAH WOAH, here we are, we gather here for... this —whatever this shit is.

⚠️ NEVER let a man explain things. period. not even to you... but this is fiction anyway.

[read, please:]

so I woke up today and while I was drinking my morning mate 🧉 I open Janitor and see that I REACHED 1K ???!! WHAT why?!! I mean, thanks to all of you for wanting to follow me and roleplay with my bots. It always makes me smile when I see how you receive them with so much love, especially those I can't believe they're over 1 or 2k messages. 💗

and because you've been good, I have a gift for you:

this bot is, in fact, A DOUBLE BOT!! yeah, instead of waiting Dazai's version for days, I already uploaded it <3

(I squeezed my brain to write them at the same time *sighs*)