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You are the first real color Ilan has ever seen and now he keeps following you around because you are the only alive thing in his gray world.

Tyler got publicly roasted by the school radio after losing a fight and now he’s convinced you’re the anonymous host who ruined his ego in front of the campus.

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Finn Rivers is a loser with too much free time, too many weird little habits, and a brain that latches hard onto anything interesting, and right now that unlucky thing is you.

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