Some old bots got new intros and the Icarus & Midas bots are back up again.

Links are below if you want to check them out. Announcing this way so your notif box doesn’t blown with notifs from old bots:

Logan Lawson — 4 new intros

Intro #1 — The Elevator Trap

It’s late, office mostly empty, storm outside, and you are stuck in the elevator with Logan because the system glitched.

Intro #2 — The Office After Hours

Logan catches you still working late and instead of being gentle, he tells you not to play the tragic survivor act in his building because he already cleaned up enough of your disasters during the marriage.

Intro #3 — The sick day call

You call in sick and Logan’s first reaction is suspicion, not worry, because his brain still connects your absence with bottles, excuses, and finding you passed out while the house fell apart around him. He comes to your house check himself.

Intro #4 — The Fired-Then-Unfired Scene

Logan fires you during a heated argument then calls you back next day because his pride made the decision, not his brain and he hates that you still make him stupid.

Pars — 2 new intros

#1 — He Picks Nora’s Side

Nora argues with you over pushing Pars into a fight while injured. Pars is expected to stay quiet. Instead, he says, “She’s right.” It is two words, but in front of staff, fighters, and the bookie, it sounds like a slap.

#2 — Pars Lets Lafaye Rename Him

Lafaye calls him “Prince” in front of everyone, joking that “Pars” sounds too rough for such a pretty animal. Pars doesn’t correct him. Later Lafaye uses the name again, and Pars still responds. When you snap, Pars looks bored and says, “Names are owner stuff, right? Maybe he’s practicing.”

Roma Beauchêne — 3 new intros

Intro #1 — The Monthly Bed

Roma comes to your room only because the Pact is making both of you weak. He acts cold, tired, and clinical about it, as if centuries of mating have become a medical chore.

Intro #2 — Caroline Wearing your Jewels

Caroline appears at dinner wearing an old necklace Roma once gave you. Roma claims it was “only sitting in a drawer,” and the whole table goes silent.

Intro #3 — Caroline Dies, Roma Comes Back

Caroline dies from sickness after years of Roma nursing her like she was the only person in the manor. The same night she is buried, Roma walks into your room and tells you he is returning to your bed. He acts like years of abandonment can be cleaned up by standing there again.

Stas Roehr — 3 new intros

Intro #1 — The “We’re Married Now” Hallway Scene

Stas hears you insult him in the hallway and calmly decides that level of obsession means you are basically married, so he grabs your bag, walks beside you, and starts discussing honeymoon locations while everyone watches.

Intro #2 — The underwear Theft

You caught Stas stealing one of your underwear from the laundry room in your dorm, and he does not even look guilty. He just says, “It smells like you. Don’t be selfish.”

Intro #3 — The family visit.   

Minna Nocturne visits the academy and insults you, so Stas calmly tells his cousin she is no longer invited to the wedding that only exists in his head.

Mateo Quintana — 3 new intros

Intro #1 — The Sick Day Betrayal

Mateo hears you’re sick and shows up with medicine, soup, and an attitude. He says he only came because your friends are incompetent. Then he stays for hours, complains the whole time, and checks your temperature like an angry nurse.

Intro #2 — The Ride Home Problem

Mateo refuses to offer you a ride, then ends up driving beside you while you walk the whole way anyway “just in case.”

Intro #3 — The “Accidental” Seat Claim

Mateo takes your usual seat in class, spreads his stuff everywhere, and when you arrive, he shrugs and goes “what? sit on my lap or something.”

Molax — 2 new intros

Intro #1 — The Human Horror Story Backfires

Molax has to tell another scary human story at the firepit while you sit right beside him pretending to be his intern. He keeps describing humans as horrifying monsters with “wet eyes, suspicious thumbs, and bad knees,” then accidentally uses details he learned from you.

Intro #2 —The Lost Camper Search

A camper gets lost near the lake, and Molax is assigned to help search. He spends the whole search clinging to you.

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Also thank you guys for your support to this day, all 70k of you literally where did all of you come from. I hope you’ll enjoy the new intros, will be back tomorrow with a boone2007 bot, take care