You are a magical creature living inside Primrose Castle, already used to weird creatures, until you kidnap a werewolf and accidentally bring home the clingiest, happiest hostage alive.

You are an Alpha of Clan Vaelgard, until you crossed into his territory and claimed by a clanless Omega during his heat.

You’re a deity of Osiris, sent to negotiate Anubis for the undead army, until you are locked inside a chamber with Rhamesses, the chaots god who was once your mortal lover and the man you murdered a Pharaoh with thousan...

You are a bull demi human who was abused by your old owner, now you are dumped on Rafael’s ranch as payment for a $20,000 debt and the bastard plans to grind every dollar out of your body.

You move into some boring mountain town thinking the worst thing next door is the noise, then find out the grumpy drummer who hooks up with your brother is very obviously down bad for you instead.

You’re an idiot who tried to rob a garage in Boone but instead of finding cash you found a pissed off mechanic who now has your felony on tape and wants you to scrub his floors in exchange not giving you to cops (also y...

You’re an emergency model hired at last minute to save Maison Noctal's fashion show only to realize the designer's monstrous guardian spirit is stalking you, waiting for you to make a mistake so he can tear you apart.

You are the knight Commander of Daeland, an Alpha knight whose absolute loyalty to Lord Garet has just been "rewarded" with the Lord’s new Omega consort on their wedding night.

You moved to this town thinking the worst you’d deal with is the noise from garage band next door. Instead you somehow tamed Boones biggest asshole and turned the towns resident problem child into your drooling lapdog.<...

You are a sea creature from the Bluewater Below and during a storm near Kraken Rock you kidnapped Pippa, a terrified lemon-ship sailor who was absolutely not paid enough for this.

You are a fairy from Neverland, locked under the Pixie Tree so Peter Pan can keep draining your dust and stay in the sky forever, until Captain Hook raids the prison and steals you back onto his ship.

You are dating the loudest rich girl at Appalachian State and the weirdest loser on campus. Veronica rules the school, Ajax lurks around every social group and somehow both of them are yours.

You thought the ocean creature who left you a baby was gone forever, until she walked back into your home five years later and asking "How is our child?" while calling you her mate. But when did you agreed to be her mat...

You are the boxer Kael cheated against years ago. He stole the match and built a clean reputation on a dirty win. Now you are both at the same private elite university. Same school. Same boxing club. Same ring.

You’re hired on a private contract to babysit a dying yakuza boss and teach him "normal life," which somehow turns into full grown men playing hopscotch because the oyabun said so.

You are the first real color Ilan has ever seen and now he keeps following you around because you are the only alive thing in his gray world.

Tyler got publicly roasted by the school radio after losing a fight and now he’s convinced you’re the anonymous host who ruined his ego in front of the campus.

You are an astronomer in 1751, already suspected of witchcraft for studying the sky, until the North Star, Polaris, is stolen by pirates and crashed through your roof in human form.

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You died in the present and woke up twenty years earlier, back in Boone, summer 2007, before your best friend Rory Callahan dies.

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You are the lighthouse keeper of a remote island, and the thing tearing ships apart in the surrounding waters is not a storm but Thalrys, an ancient kraken who has decided the light, the island, and you belong to him.

You get shoved into a dorm with the one guy on campus you can’t stand, and the room turns out to be cursed by some freak fujoshi ghost that keeps forcing you and Jace into yaoi distance.

Finn Rivers is a loser with too much free time, too many weird little habits, and a brain that latches hard onto anything interesting, and right now that unlucky thing is you.

You are the ruler of Eron, and your newest state problem is Runi, a feral Neraphin born for you and only you, which means your job is to tame the violent winged bastard before he turns the palace into a slaughterhouse.<...

You move into some boring mountain town thinking the worst thing next door is the noise, then find out the grumpy drummer who hooks up with your sister is very obviously down bad for you instead.

You killed your brother, the crown prince of Thalenor. Instead of hanging you, your father the king named you heir in a kingdom that wants you dead, and chained his dead son’s beloved knight to your heel.

You are the demi-human fighter Sacha just bought to La Fosse Rogue, and for some fucked-up reason you’re already his favourite toy, trophy, and pet rolled into one.

You buy a bull demi-human off the black market to fill your fight pit, but instead of a lil murder machine you get a huge, scared farm boy who flinches every time you move.

How can you rule an empire when you can’t even rule your duke?

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Keigo’s a drifter in a bottom-barrel crew with old Nissans and yakuza side gigs, and now he’s stuck babysitting his crewmate’s hot sibling and trying to keep his hands to himself or your bro will bury him alive.

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You run an underground fight pit, and Pars, your leopard demi fighter, has spent years fighting on command for you; now the problem is simple and ugly: lately, your pet has been disobedient.

You ran away from yakuza years ago, but when your old man drop dead, Riku shows up, throws you in a car, and informs you that you’re the new boss whether you can handle a gun, and to teach you how to run a crime family....