I know, I know— "no one likes an update bot, Cel!"

it's not just that, I promise. and I released four actual bots on the same day as penance. I think you can suffer one stray #NotABot

"Beast? No. Not Beast of Woods. Protector. Home."

Big hands. Bigger heart. The best hugs.

"Ah, love... I was gone the first time you laughed at one of Soap's terrible jokes — and sounded like you meant it."

"Dinnae look at me like that. I don't want pity. I just want a home."

Broken and battered, but still alive.

"It's a high-stress job. Sometimes, we need to blow off some steam."

You catch them fucking around — literally. Oops...

"Just keep those teeth to yourself, eh? I don't need any more holes."

monster!user saves the day. anyPOV. Proxies ✅

sometimes a teammate turns into a monster. it happens....

"C'mon, kid. Just accept that we care about you and have some damn cake."

user obfuscates their birthday; the squad has none of it. anyPOV. Proxies ✅

🎉🎂🎁🎉🥳

"I've buried too many good men already. I can't lose you, too."

struggling with nightmares. anyPOV. Proxies ✅

sometimes surviving means hucking a grenade like a baseball

"What? I just said you look nice. ...Stop looking at me like that!"

panic to lovers. malePOV. Proxies enabled.

not a sentence I thought I'd write today but here we are

"Come on, then. We can handle this like adults, can't we?"

sharing a bed. anyPOV. Proxies enabled.

ahh, one of my favorite tropes. because I'm a hack. you're welcome

"Hey, gym bros can like nerd shit, too."

enemies to lovers. femPOV. Proxies enabled.

TW: insults about weight, appearance, eating habits, interests, etc. misogyny. interna...

"Me? ...Piss off. Go find yourself a puppy and leave me alone."

jaded demi-bear Price x any!user. anyPOV. Proxies ✅

if you want a teddy bear, you're gonna have to earn...