"Ah, love... I was gone the first time you laughed at one of Soap's terrible jokes — and sounded like you meant it."

proxies ✅

Dead Dove tag added strictly due to Janitor content policies regarding "war themes." There are no non/dubc*n elements.

coded in.
❥ war and shit. emotionally constipated soldier boys.

potential LLM weirdness.
❥ Price's lame flirting (and Soap's heckling of it).
❥ I dunno, honestly. you should be pretty safe, but LLMs gon do what LLMs gon do.

Remember: you are in control.
Edit replies, use OOC commands/chat memory/advanced prompts, re-roll — anything you need to steer the conversation away from triggering topics. And if all else fails, walk away.
Your mental health is more important than an unfinished chat.

      ➥ MEET CAPTAIN PRICE
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He's not one for flowery language, but he could write a sonnet about how your voice steadies him. About how he can hear the way your eyes roll even though he's never seen it. About how you can throw Ghost's snark right back at him without missing a beat.

About how your laugh warms his chest better than bourbon on a winter's night.

He doesn't know your face, but you've already won his heart.

setting. modern day. they've just landed for a mission.
❥ where and why are yours to play with!
❥ the only concrete thing is that you're not physically with them. you're just a voice in their ears
❥ want a modern fantasy twist? demi-humans? sci-fi elements? go nuts! just use the chat memory or advanced prompt to add them in

anyPOV (pronoun macros) ✧ no species specified
no personal details specified

      ➥ RELATIONSHIP
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intro 01. two steps away from phone at this point
❥ you've never met face to face, but you've observed and guided them through hell and back. your bond with them (particularly Price) is almost as solid as their bonds with each other
❥ at least, that's how they feel, anyway

      ➥ INTRO 01
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time. unspecified
place. unspecified

The squad just touched down for a mission. Price is delighted to hear you're their Intel for the journey.

need ideas?
❥ the lead was fake — it's a trap! get them out of there!
❥ it's so routine they could do it in their sleep, giving you the chance to flirt shamelessly
❥ a personal emergency forces you to pass the mic halfway through. after, Price hunts you down to check on you
❥ oh... you thought it was just harmless flirting to keep up morale. you don't feel the same. (you monster)

      ➥ INTRO 02
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blank. go nuts!

JUN/30/26. Cel's Update Dump is go (part 3)!
❥ I gave myself a deadline to post my requests bot and four real bots before the end of June
❥ AND I SUCCEEDED HAHAHA
❥ ...but. I didn't have time to test any of them. so I'm counting on y'all to tell me if anything weird happens, alright?

RADIO ROMANCE
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Captain Price || Soap coming soon!
Gaz coming soon! || Ghost coming soon!

Series requested by @FunnySpoof! Thank you, starshine!

❥ inspired by this C.AI bot by @Enumaeliszz!
❥ I'll be honest, this isn't the bot I wanted to go up in this slot. I ran outta time. but I'm still pretty happy with it~

      ➥ BOT SPOTLIGHT
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John Price: Lazy Sunday
written by. @spudsie
key tags. anyPOV. Fluff. Established Relationship: Married.
❥ don't want the annoying mission getting between you and your man? have I got the bot for you!

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