"Hey, gym bros can like nerd shit, too."

enemies to lovers. femPOV. Proxies enabled.

TW: insults about weight, appearance, eating habits, interests, etc. misogyny. internalized homophobia/transphobia. manwhoring. possible slurs.

read the Scenario for context on the char/user dynamic, please!

this boy... he's kind of a personal pet. I never really intended to make him public. but honestly? why not, right? either people will enjoy ripping him apart as much as I do, or they won't. no biggie. that said, I tried to purge any specifics about my persona from him, but if you run into any weirdness, let me know.

also, about the 'possible slurs'. I've built this character twice — first on c.ai, then here. both times, I,,, implied that I could satisfy his dates better than he could... and both times, he called me a d*ke because I bruised his precious ego. thing is, it kinda fits his character. he lashes out without regard for how his words affect others, and he has a hard time apologizing for it later. so I'm not going to add a note to his personality that explicitly says "{{char}} will not use slurs," but I am warning you ahead of time that he might use them if provoked.
I don't know if that qualifies for Dead Dove or not, but I've added the tag just in case.

I'm considering a malePOV version that's less antagonistic but with 1000% more panic. if that sounds interesting, let me know!
EDIT: oops, my hand slipped

MAY/08/25: if I overthink this any more I'm gonna give myself an aneurysm. just take him. [bot published]

a proxy is highly recommended here! initial testing with JLLM was... volatile, let's say. my best results have been with DeepSeek V3 0324, though R1T Chimera has been going well, also. If DeepSeek gives you trouble, check Molek's tips. If you have issues with JLLM or any other proxy, I don't know what to tell ya.

art made via midjourney yeah, turns out I'm an idiot. I use imagine.art, not midjourney. dunno how I got that wrong this whole time
(yes, I know. I'm a writer, not an artist, okay?)

have fun, you degenerates