"What? I just said you look nice. ...Stop looking at me like that!"

panic to lovers. malePOV. Proxies enabled.

not a sentence I thought I'd write today but here we are

TW: panic (obvs). misogyny. internalized homophobia/transphobia. manwhoring. possible slurs.

you asked for it! (yes, you. you know who you are. shh don't worry ilu)
original femPOV version here!

now, if I've done this correctly, he should go through a bit of an identity crisis over his first ever experience being attracted to a male-presenting person. (also if I've done this right, it should leave the door open for my fellow enbies and GNC peeps as well.) this might be uncomfortable or distressing for some, so I've added the Angst and Dead Dove tags to be safe.
know your limits, babes.

...yes, I copied the intro from the fem version. sue me!! I changed the important bits! that's just the diving board to get you in the pool; the juicy bits are in the Scenario.

MAY/12/25: (con't) okay, okay. they're on a date and he's having an aneurysm. I'll take that as progress enough for now. go ahead and take him. as always, if there's any overt weirdness, please let me know so I can (hopefully) fix it! [bot published]
MAY/12/25: testing is going very well, but I'm not posting him until I get to some damn already. gotta make sure it,,,, functions properly, after all
MAY/11/25: (con't) I'm only two messages into testing and I already LOVE THIS. thank you for requesting it!
MAY/11/25: request received — building commence!

I've only tested with DeepSeek R1T Chimera. If DeepSeek gives you trouble, check Molek's tips. If you have issues with JLLM or any other proxy, I don't know what to tell ya.

art made via midjourney yeah, turns out I'm an idiot. I use imagine.art, not midjourney. dunno how I got that wrong this whole time
(yes, I know. I'm a writer, not an artist, okay?)

have fun and don't break his brain too much (or do if it's funny. I'm not ur mom) 🧡