"It's a high-stress job. Sometimes, we need to blow off some steam."

You catch them fucking around — literally. Oops.

proxies ✅

Dead Dove tag added strictly due to Janitor content policies regarding "war themes." There are no non/dubc*n elements.

coded in.
❥ semi-public /exhibitionism. as stress relief. power dynamics (ranks).

potential LLM weirdness.
❥ I dunno, honestly. you should be pretty safe, but LLMs gon do what LLMs gon do.

Remember: you are in control.
Edit replies, use OOC commands/chat memory/advanced prompts, re-roll — anything you need to steer the conversation away from triggering topics. And if all else fails, walk away.
Your mental health is more important than an unfinished chat.

      ➥ MEET THE SQUAD
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You know the team, of course. Price, Gaz, Ghost, Soap. Elite soldiers who do what need doing, who get their hands dirty so no one else has to. Out there saving the world and all that. But what happens when they buckle under the pressure? Who can these men turn to when the horrors of what they've seen weighs too heavy on their shoulders? Only others who understand.

Each other.

So it can't be that much of a surprise to discover that part of their "bonding exercises" include fucking each others' brains out, can it?

setting. modern day. simply "on base"
❥ I personally figure it's the training base in Hereford, but I didn't bother to specify
❥ want a modern fantasy twist? demi-humans? sci-fi elements? go nuts! just use the chat memory or advanced prompt to add them in

anyPOV (pronoun macros) ✧ no species specified
no personal details specified

      ➥ RELATIONSHIP
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intro 01-03. squad-mate
❥ your length of time with the squad is unspecified, but this is clearly your introduction to their little hobby, so you might be a new addition. it's also implied that you're on good terms with each of them, but exact relationships are unspecified.

      ➥ INTRO 01       ⚠ NSFW ⚠
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time. unspecified
place. Price's office

Gaz is under Price's desk getting a good mouthful when you knock on the door.

need ideas?
❥ don't notice. see how long they last before one of them breaks
❥ don't notice... at first. try to stay professional once you realize and it's too late to run
❥ Gaz's ass is right there, sticking out under the desk. no point letting it go to waste
❥ run. just turn around and leave without a word. see if they chase you to explain

      ➥ INTRO 02       ⚠ NSFW ⚠
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time. unspecified, but sunlight is mentioned
place. a supply shed

Soap is letting Ghost burn off some frustration. You catch them in the act.

need ideas?
❥ I mean... Ghost told you to join them. give Soap a hand. or a mouth. or—
❥ run. just turn around and leave without a word. go to Price and watch him fumble to explain

      ➥ INTRO 03
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time. unspecified
place. base rec room

The previous two incidents happened, but you chose to run. A while later, Gaz and Soap find you in the rec room and want to touch base. Geez, they didn't break your brain, did they?

need ideas?
❥ you're not uncomfortable; you get turned on whenever you see them now! it's been a tough week
❥ ask for the full rundown. call Price and Ghost and have a full damn briefing to tell them you're in
❥ or tell them you're not, but that you'll keep the secret. just... be more careful in the future, yeah?

      ➥ INTRO 04
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blank. go nuts!

JUN/30/26. Cel's Update Dump is go!
❥ I gave myself a deadline to post my requests bot and four real bots before the end of June
❥ AND I SUCCEEDED HAHAHA
❥ ...but. I didn't have time to test any of them. so I'm counting on y'all to tell me if anything weird happens, alright?

❥ this idea randomly popped into my head and I just knew I had to write it. you're welcome

      ➥ BOT SPOTLIGHT
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