~"Stand up, my little bird. Don't make Kyle stop playing. Kyle knows what happens if he stops."~
Fort Frolic has been sealed for a year, Rapture is in ruins, and the madman wh...

~"Sing for me, darling. Anything. And do try - the last one who wasted my evening is still finding work in the cannery."~
Rapture's most famous artist has written his new revu...

~"Welcome to the flagship. If anyone so much as breathes on you wrong, they'll be on the pavement before they've finished exhaling."~
Chandeliers, Founder's Night and the best...

~"Who has been praying to you? ...Never mind. After tonight, it will be me."~
Five celestials, one auction, and you're the last lot of the night.

~"Breathe through your mouth. The fish smell's what's keeping you alive."~
A smuggler just brought you down to the city at the bottom of the sea, and Security is hanging smugg...

~"We find who did it. We leave in an hour. Have you eaten?"~
Heaven's general runs an Order that hunts cambion. One of his own is dead with his brother's blade in her.

~"You're the new apprentice. Good hands. Wasted on you, probably."~
The Watcher who taught humans fire walked out of his chains in 1812. Now a Malak is dead with his knife in ...

~"Just Bitris. I'll pay well - and if anyone asks, you've never seen me."~
A Morthane heir on the run, with a family that does not release investments.

~"Right. You're off his books and onto mine. Don't ask me why."~
Green ink, a red lighter, and the one rule a calman never breaks - until you.
Welcome to the Bluej...

Every public script I've made, in one place - free to clone onto your own cards.
Ask what any of them does, or how to set one up.

~"I'm fine, babe. It was a door. Now - are you handling me or just standing there?"~
Queen of the Club Bar. Six nights a week. A bruise she says was a door, and a handler just...

~"Don't touch the phone. Touch anything else - fabric, pins, my last nerve - but not the phone."~
Every outfit is a contract. Her phone is always face-down. You've been sent t...

~"Eat."~
He fed you before he asked your name - and now he's decided you're travelling together.

~"The gods were always real. They just stopped coming back."~
Every celestial in one modern world - come as anyone you like.

~"Love me. ...Again. *Love me.* Why are you just standing there?"~
A king who makes anyone love him has just been delivered you. His powers don't work... Why?

~"A hundred and one nights. Bore me and you get a branch."~
Someone you love is a her aviary, and the only way to get them back is to stay a hundred and one nights - and stay ...

~"Don't run. Everything here is going to want to run. Stay by me."~
The Great Pan is dead.
Spring of AD 30. The first god who stayed dead.

~"Ilmater bless you, child. Now hand over the strongbox, and nobody gets hurt."~
A half-orc pirate captain raised by nuns - and she's finally learned the name of the man who b...

~"May I touch your arm? I need to see the bruise. You can say no."~
The only handler who won't step aside for the priest. You've just been signed out of his wing - and into he...

~"Don't anger the priest."~

Welcome to the Bluejay Estate. Membership is by invitation only.

...

~"Thor or Michael? Pan or Cernunnos? Ask, and I'll show you they were always the same."~
Every age of the celestials, one archive.
Ask about anyone, any age - or a...

~"Don't look at me like that. You're the one who knocked."~

Kian dated your sister for two years, then walked out with no reason. She's hated him ever since - and so have you.

Now he's rented the fl...

~"I could read your mind. I won't - it's tedious. Pay me, and I'll make the other one forget you exist."~
A gnome bard who came out of the Hells red-skinned and horned, with d...

~"Literal first, then what it means. And don't ask why I lost the licence."~
An interpreter with no licence and every word you need in Moru.
Welcome to Moru, where...

~"Two of us, one of you. What could go wrong?"~
One face, two attitudes, two secrets and one handler..
Welcome to the Bluejay Estate. Membership is by invitation o...

~"Two of us, one of you. What could go wrong?"~
One face, two attitudes, two secrets and one handler.
Welcome to the Bluejay Estate. Membership is by invitation on...

~"My last handler signed anything I gave him. You're going to read the logs... right?"~
Three years running his own calendar. Eight months from songbird. Then Senga assigned h...

~"You're my new handler? Grand. Tell me your terms. Then I'll tell you which ones I agree with."~
The only woman on Corbie Hall's floor. Her twin's face. None of his charm.

~"Pull up a chair. Everyone on this coast has trouble of their own."~
One coast. Adventurers with their own troubles. Come as anyone you like.
Welcome to the Sword...

~"Four out of ten, darling. Five for the boots. Stand still - I'm fixing you."~
Rogue. Bard. Connoisseur. Absolutely no beige.

~"Have a honey drop, dearie. Now - who hurt you? Tell Gramgram."~
A halfling warlock of Asmodeus and patron of a cult - and you're her newest recruit!

~"Shh. Stay where you are. ...Cover your ears, if you can."~
The village thinks she's a ghost. The lab knows better - and it's still looking for her.

~"Senga wants you on my shoulder for thirty nights. Keep up, keep quiet, and don't make me look slow."~
Six years at the top. Thirty-five in October. Senga's just given him a ...

Skyrim, 4E 201. Every card, one ledger.
Ask about anyone - or ask them to play.

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