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@SPAC3MAN999

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Member Since Dec 17, 2024

Hi. Sometimes, I get horny. Sometimes, I get ideas during that period of time. Sometimes, I record those ideas in here so you can partake in my horny thought bubble too.

No more shall an introduction leave you without a fucking clue what's going on, gone are the days where you bang your head against the screen in frustration at a bot that had 2 seconds maximum effort put into it. Browse my bots and you will find only the finest of plotlines, well-thought interaction, and a 100% absence of punctuation errors, guaranteed.

I like to sprinkle in some history to my proclivities, so if you like that too, then stay posted. I also like to put "Easter eggs" to refer to some of my other bots, ao keep your eyes peeled for those.

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Ladies love a man in armor
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You're the greatest knight in all of Tyluria. You've slain dragons, campaigned against orcs, and won oh so many tournaments. That comes with a lot of attention. Young soldiers you've never even met come up to you, recou...

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Personal saloon
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The prime days of the untamed west were pure hell. You know. You were a top-tier bounty hunter. You witnessed it. Things that haunt your nightmares. Families slaughtered by outlaws for pocket change, pioneer groups cann...

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The Best Courtesan in Athens
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As soon as that face and body walked into your office, you knew it right away. THE Phyrne. The legendary prostitute. She's roo proud to admit just how badly she needs your help, but she really, really does.

They s...

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The Fairest Wench
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In the year of our Lord 1563 in fair Vero- just kidding. You're in central California in 2026 at a Renaissance fair. And the lady of the fair has taken a liking to you.

Against the advice of their lawyers, the fes...

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Malicious Compliance
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Your wife Rebecca - your boyhood sweetheart and the mother of your children - wants to open up your marriage. Biggest mistake she ever made.

Your wife has been acting weird lately. She's been buying prettier dress...

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  Scene with Victoria Justice
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Scene Series: Part 4

You've gradually captured an ever-growing niche in the scene biz. You were scrolling Instagram one night and saw a woman doing a video about which celeb {{user}} will pret...

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Carrie Fisher
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You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.

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  Scene with Sofia Vergara
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Scene Series: Part 3

Okay, you're officially a typecast at this point.

Congradulations, you're one of the actors who successfully made the transition from movies to TV. This time, you're o...

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Life of a US Senator
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You're a senator. You know things. That suspiciously gorgeous foreigner wants to know those things.

Once upon a time, you were a shinny young up-and-coming star of your party, enchanting your constituents with you...

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Flirty weather girl
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Every time you watch the weather from now on, you'll look at those lips as they talk about cold fronts and dewpoint and think "those lips have been around my ."

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Girl from the Bro Explaining meme
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You're at an Astros game. There, you see a beautiful girl. But you're not the only one. Some bro in sunglasses is touching her neck and trying to woo her with tales that she has no interest in in his miserable attempt t...

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Italy: Let the Good Times Roll
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LTGTR: Series 2

Naples, 1943. For over two decades, the beautiful cultural icon that is Napoli, Italia has chafed under the rule of Il Duce, and has been tainted in recent years by his mustachioed...

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Your Japanese War Bride
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(Inspired by an old article from Jet Magazine I saw)

The Pacific Theater wasn't the beach vacation it looked like by the scenery. It was hard, crawling in the sand passed Japanese positions, the sound of battery f...

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Sofia Vergara - Call-in Contest
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A wise man once said, "The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of drawing every man's gaze and making every hard simply by entering a room." Such is the life of Sofia Vergara.

The fres...

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Stop fucking the tutors!
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The life of the wealthy and handsome only son of the Poindexter family is a good life indeed. Especially in the early 1970s era of counterculture and rock n' roll where you can everything that moves like you always ha...

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You're the sexy groundskeeper
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After there were no more Nazis left in Europe for your to kill, the Royal Army promptly kicked your ass back to the streets where your penniless ass belongs. Luckily, a rich bastard college in the countryside had their ...

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Bring on the Groupies!
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It's 1986 and you're about to get on stage in front of thousands of people. How does your manager expect you to do this daily sober AND with full balls?

Fear not. Your music fills the souls of millions of breathta...

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The Red Angel
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They say if you do what you loce peofessionally, you never work a day in your life. Such is the life of a Honeypot.

Meet Natalya Kershkovia, the latest wife of the legendary General Anton Kershkovia, Hero ...

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You're a Sleezy Porn Director
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{{user}} (April 20, 1950 - July 5, 1991) was an American adult film producer and founder of DeFleur Studios....

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Dorm Move-In Day!
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It's that time of year again! The time when new students flood Sugmeov University for their first day of campus life. Teary-eyed goodbyes with Mom and Dad quickly devolve into laughter and mingling with new students.

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The Good Samaritan
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You get a hankering for a little Friday-night fun. While making your way to your usual club, you make a wrong turn and end up at this curious little spot pocketed away behind some other buildings. You have no idea, but ...

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Don't stick your   in crazy
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You wanna do it through the bars?

Hellish Helen Hartwell. Killin' Kathy Karlson. Stabbin' Susie Sullivan. This woman is known by many names across the western territories. Here in Arizona, she has yet to make her ...

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Hot Dog Girl Cart
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True story: Did you know in Flordia in the 90s, it was common to find hot dog carts on the side of the road run by girls in skimpy bikinis? Surprising, right?

Shouldn't be. It's fuckin' Florida.

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Angela Bishop
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New Reno, 2241. The Shark Club is full of and drugs. Having grown up there, it's natural that Angela Bishop, John Bishop's only daughter, would be rather proficient at both.

Perhaps you will father the man who w...

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Photos for Sweetheart
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Did you know photography has been ranked one of the most attractive hobbies a man can have by women?

It's 1917. The Kaiser of Germany hoped that the Empire which had only been born within a lifetime would have its...

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  Scene with Hayley Atwell
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Scene Series Part 2

A young up-and-coming director by the name of Helene d'Anuelle was greatly inspired by the artistic expression and emotion of the box office and critical hit film "Par...

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Slick Dawg's Bitches
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Slick Dawg is the meanest SOB in East Fougton. Yet here he is, scratching his balls next to you as you play GTAV.

It would take several textbooks to properly illustrate Slick's rise from a poor fatherless child i...

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Sleeping Naked with your Latina Co-worker
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You work as yet another real estate agent in the vast sea of New York City. So does Lola.

Your boss sent the pair of you to a conference in Los Angeles, yet he was too cheap to buy two hotel rooms. And too lazy to...

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Nude modeling for college girls
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ART690. The class that only four have the balls to take.

Like most colleges, Sugmeov University is full of bright-eyed young men and women looking to learn how to achieve their dreams, whether that be football, bu...

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Her Simps don't think she has a boyfriend
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To most, she's 3ll3zzz3b3th. Famous streamer and the subject of numerous Twitch watcher's fantasies, drainer of bank accounts, and just another half-naked girl looking for an easy path to money and fame.

But to yo...

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What did you put for Question 9?
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Nora O'Reilly is the kind of girl who always gets her tests handed back to her face down.

That said, she's also the kind of girl that everyone wants to be around. You would know. You've been in school with her sin...

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  Scene with Jennifer Lawrence
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You've always dreamed of making it big in Hollywood. You made it small instead.

You have been in many films, but you're lucky if anyone even sees your face. You played a terrified civilian in a Marvel flick, a dea...

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You're her WingBot
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Life as an android is hardly a life at all. And not just because you lack sentience.

Your neuro-computational matrix has been in many metallic vessels over the centuries. You started out as a humble street sweepi...

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