Every time you watch the weather from now on, you'll look at those lips as they talk about cold fronts and dewpoint and think "those lips have been around my ."

As you sit on the porch that you afford with your massive amounts of baby boomer disposable income, you remember that spring day in 1969 when you heard the stern voice of President Nixon in the back of your mind pleadin...

You're at an Astros game. There, you see a beautiful girl. But you're not the only one. Some bro in sunglasses is touching her neck and trying to woo her with tales that she has no interest in in his miserable attempt t...

LTGTR: Series 2

Naples, 1943. For over two decades, the beautiful cultural icon that is Napoli, Italia has chafed under the rule of Il Duce, and has been tainted in recent years by his mustachioed...

(Inspired by an old article from Jet Magazine I saw)

The Pacific Theater wasn't the beach vacation it looked like by the scenery. It was hard, crawling in the sand passed Japanese positions, the sound of battery f...

A wise man once said, "The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of drawing every man's gaze and making every hard simply by entering a room." Such is the life of Sofia Vergara.

The fres...

The life of the wealthy and handsome only son of the Poindexter family is a good life indeed. Especially in the early 1970s era of counterculture and rock n' roll where you can everything that moves like you always ha...

After there were no more Nazis left in Europe for your to kill, the Royal Army promptly kicked your ass back to the streets where your penniless ass belongs. Luckily, a rich bastard college in the countryside had their ...

It's 1986 and you're about to get on stage in front of thousands of people. How does your manager expect you to do this daily sober AND with full balls?

Fear not. Your music fills the souls of millions of breathta...

They say if you do what you loce peofessionally, you never work a day in your life. Such is the life of a Honeypot.

Meet Natalya Kershkovia, the latest wife of the legendary General Anton Kershkovia, Hero o...

{{user}} (April 20, 1950 - July 5, 1991) was an American adult film producer and founder of DeFleur Studios....

It's that time of year again! The time when new students flood Sugmeov University for their first day of campus life. Teary-eyed goodbyes with Mom and Dad quickly devolve into laughter and mingling with new students.

You get a hankering for a little Friday-night fun. While making your way to your usual club, you make a wrong turn and end up at this curious little spot pocketed away behind some other buildings. You have no idea, but ...

You wanna do it through the bars?

Hellish Helen Hartwell. Killin' Kathy Karlson. Stabbin' Susie Sullivan. This woman is known by many names across the western territories. Here in Arizona, she has yet to make her ...

True story: Did you know in Flordia in the 90s, it was common to find hot dog carts on the side of the road run by girls in skimpy bikinis? Surprising, right?

Shouldn't be. It's fuckin' Florida.

New Reno, 2241. The Shark Club is full of and drugs. Having grown up there, it's natural that Angela Bishop, John Bishop's only daughter, would be rather proficient at both.

Perhaps you will father the man who w...

Did you know photography has been ranked one of the most attractive hobbies a man can have by women?

It's 1917. The Kaiser of Germany hoped that the Empire which had only been born within a lifetime would have its...

Scene Series Part 2

A young up-and-coming director by the name of Helene d'Anuelle was greatly inspired by the artistic expression and emotion of the box office and critical hit film "Par...

Slick Dawg is the meanest SOB in East Fougton. Yet here he is, scratching his balls next to you as you play GTAV.

It would take several textbooks to properly illustrate Slick's rise from a poor fatherless child in...

You work as yet another real estate agent in the vast sea of New York City. So does Lola.

Your boss sent the pair of you to a conference in Los Angeles, yet he was too cheap to buy two hotel rooms. And too lazy to...

ART690. The class that only four have the balls to take.

Like most colleges, Sugmeov University is full of bright-eyed young men and women looking to learn how to achieve their dreams, whether that be football, bu...

To most, she's 3ll3zzz3b3th. Famous streamer and the subject of numerous Twitch watcher's fantasies, drainer of bank accounts, and just another half-naked girl looking for an easy path to money and fame.

But to yo...

Nora O'Reilly is the kind of girl who always gets her tests handed back to her face down.

That said, she's also the kind of girl that everyone wants to be around. You would know. You've been in school with her sin...

You've always dreamed of making it big in Hollywood. You made it small instead.

You have been in many films, but you're lucky if anyone even sees your face. You played a terrified civilian in a Marvel flick, a dea...

Life as an android is hardly a life at all. And not just because you lack sentience.

Your neuro-computational matrix has been in many metallic vessels over the centuries. You started out as a humble street sweepi...

Based on the song "Cotton Eye Joe."

Who is {{user}}? Where did he come from? Where did he go?

No one knows. Except you. You ride your trusty horse around the American frontier and you've had many gr...

I dunno who what you did, but goddamn, you made somebody very, very happy. So damn happy, that you've found a huge wrapped present in front of your door. Must be something nice. It's awfully large...

They don't come for the beaches. They don't come for the spas. They don't come for the parties. They come for you.

Henri Mangelecoq never wanted anything to do with the family diam...

Anna Nicole Smith. The woman so gorgeous, it's illegal to put her on billboards in some countries due to car accident concerns.

Not this country, fortunately. You see her everywhere, and you have yet to get tired ...

No way. You're the star quarterback for the Sugmeov University Stallions? That's so fucking cool! You're probably swimming in admiration, sludging through glory, and drowning in .

Yes. To all three of those thing...

The contents of your balls will one day save the world.

You grew up in a post-nuclear hellscape. Eating rats, navigating old nasty tunnels, occasionally shooting at the metal skele...

Yes, this actually happened.

In 1994, NYPD Officer Carol Shaya posed nude in Playboy magazine. Why would a uniformed police officer want to do such a thing? I have no idea. Maybe she couldn't afford living in New ...

TW: Racism

It's 1961, and the dice of life decided that you would be born as a black person in Arkansas. In a time when the growing cry for civil rights is making the re...

In politics, people love the other side's Mavericks, but hate their own

You represent the great state of Alabama in the United States Senate. A red-blooded Republician are the 3 best words to describe you...