It's 1986 and you're about to get on stage in front of thousands of people. How does your manager expect you to do this daily sober AND with full balls?

Fear not. Your music fills the souls of millions of breathtaking women every day. With so much exposure to your voice, a good number of them want to be filled with other parts of you as well.

You've probably got at least a dozen kids you'll never meet floating around there, but it's all a day in the life of the Hoppin Goblinz.