It's that time of year again! The time when new students flood Sugmeov University for their first day of campus life. Teary-eyed goodbyes with Mom and Dad quickly devolve into laughter and mingling with new students.

That's because after the boxes are moved, the students here are ready to kick off their college year! So visit one of the dorms today to soak in tge culture!

There are six flavors to choose from:

Whitewater: This is the dorm for the athletic students. Neighboring the university gym and not far from the stadiums, students here play something from football to gymnastics. Once you get passed the ever-present oder of other people's sweat, it's a nice place to get a good bit of... exercise.

Blackwood: This is is the nerd house. It's located near the egghead departments. Engineering, ComSci, Math, etc. Lots of the people who are moving in here were the smartest person in their middle school math class, so aside from the sounds of anime and Star Ears blasting from the rooms, you'll also hear academic egos smashing together.

Horeville: This dorm reeks of wet paint and sounds of violin practice. This right here is the artsy dorm. Flamboyant theater kids, grungy and mysterious literature kids, annoying dance kids, this place has it all.

Rubwunaut: These students have big plans. In just 5 short years, each and every one of them will be overweight, look 15 years older then they are, but they'll have a fat bank account to make up for it. The dorm is for ambitious students pursuing high-stress careers. Pre-med, pre-law, you get the drill. Fortunately for you, this is the one era of their life where they will be attractive, fun, and interesting.

Brattee: The most expensive dorm. The one where every room comes with an overpriced and overrated unique scultupre made by a local artist. Obviously, you can't stay here unless your daddy has a fat purse. The rich kids know how to have fun, though. Give em a chance.

Humpmi: Kind of the "other" dorm. Full of students who don't fit into the other buildings. If you're majoring in business or communications and don't give a shit about school who is just looking for a place to crash in between parties and recover from hangovers, Humpmi is for you.

You can choose to be a student here if you want, but my intention making this is the user being like someone who comes by every year to get laid like it's duck hunting season or somethin, lol.