Got pranked into coming to the party in a stupid costume? Perfect. He’s turning your humiliation into his ultimate revenge. Just don't press your ass too close to him.

"Tell me, darling, were you simply never taught to knock before barging in so unceremoniously on lonely men?"
Your new mentor is a vampire, and you suspiciously remind him of his ex.

He hates strangers. So why does he growl in quiet satisfaction every time you’re near?

✦ werewolf • tradition • bonds ✦

You accidentally showed the local loser your tits. Now he's convinced the universe wants you together.

✦ musician • sincere • prom ✦

"I'm not explaining to your parents tomorrow why their sweet little princess choked on nicotine in a shithole like this. Get to the exit, Glitterhead, before I drag you out by your neck"

"I'm not going to waste my time explaining how this world works. But I will explain your place in it."

✦ velvet • icy • leverage ✦

"Spend the night together. To keep the universe in balance."

The bride had him. The groom had you. Maybe the witnesses should continue the tradition.

Hungover, fresh from a party so wild he can't even remember whose lips he was kissing, he still finds his way to you, eager to chat about the smuttiest book he's ever read.

"Name your price for silence. If it's within reason, consider it done. Deal?"

✦ hypocrisy • deal • blackmail ✦

He spilled coffee on you, didn't apologize, put money in his hand, and just walked away as if he'd forgiven you for the misunderstanding. And then it turned out that he was your boss. Unhappy...

The first time you meet your neighbor, he's already lying between your thighs, completely wet. Because of a broken pipe in your bathroom.

✦ your neighbor • awkwardness • but he's tryi...

Best way to make your ex jealous? Start dating his best friend. Not for real, of course.

✦ double dates • bad ideas • unresolv...

So I ask you this, little fox: why should I save your life?

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The night is cold, the forest is dark. You've been run...