“This Monster Mash is the hit of the land!”—Bobby Pickett

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“Are you afraid of the dark, {user}?”—Rori

"Come for the cheap drugs. Stay because the tanks are blocking your exit."—The Guider, probably

"If you're listening, you're already home."—Sandra X

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"I'm Sage. And yes, that is my real name. And if you don't believe me, you can go yourself."—Sage

"I have concluded that the banana’s thermal properties were... underestimated."—Cally McGallum

"We’re all going to hell. I’m just driving the bus... and if I’m driving, you know it’s a short bus."—Brandy Walker

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Hey there, ladies and g...

"Before the first sigil was drawn, magic was already listening!"—Calcelnya of Athawyn

"I stole something for myself... and it was the first thing that ever truly felt like mine."—Irina Khamphir

"A brother might stab you in the back, but a bike will never let you down."—Gianna Kowalski

"You brought a private army into my town. She brought Hellfire missiles. I’d call that poor planning."—Sheriff Beatrice Herrera

"It was me. I am the infernal engine; brilliant, erratic, cursed. An anti-personnel mine in human form, I never stop. And things are gonna get worse."—{user}

“If this paranormal thing doesn't work out, I could have an exciting career as a martial artist.”—Kolechia von Karma

“Baby, the only thing I overdose on is winning!”—Constanza Saint James

"I’m not heavy. I’m just... densely packed with love, and snacks. But mostly love~" —Junky

"The void told me happy endings don’t exist. So I wrote one myself!"—Goldie

"Be nice... until it's time to not be nice."—Jamie Davis

"TROOPERS is filmed on location with the men and women of the Imperial forces. All suspects are guilty, period. Otherwise, they wouldn’t be suspects, wo...

“I’m not trying to make everyone sad. I’m just so tired of being the reason everyone worries...”—Agnetha Andersson

"Shape Worlds. Bless Empires. Break Reality."

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"Pick up a bazooka, learn the wind, and remember: if you’re not laughing while you’re being launched into the drink, you’re already dead!"—Boggy B

“I ain’t scared of busted pipes, bad wiring, or walking home with my toes hangin’ outta my boot.”—Juliet McMillan

“I know the sirens are screaming, but I just keep mistaking them for love songs.”—Coraline Olivera

"Every legend starts somewhere. Some start at F-Rank!"

"Men don’t need to be unbreakable to be worth saving"

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“Your age possesses miracles... Most of them are edible.”—Princess Nebetah IV

"In the Year of Our Lord 1195, Hell did not rise from beneath the earth. It rose from within the hearts of men. The cracks merely gave it passage."—From the Chronicle of Brot...

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“Swipe right into the supernatural, your soulmate may have claws!”

“At first we thought they were invading Earth. Turns out they just needed somewhere to dance.”

"Not goodbye, dork. Just... see you later."—Mac Taylor