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Hey there, ladies and germs!

Kept you waiting, huh...?

One could say that reports of my death were... greatly exaggerated.

Guess who's back, back again?

None's back, tell a friend!

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Aaaaaand now I've run out of fitting copyrighted quotes and phrases...

Anyway, it's me. Your good ol' gal @Noneless! Let's have a little chat... Why don't you take a seat?

Also I warn you: A lot of yapping ahead

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As you may remember, I left JanitorAI because I felt it had sucked all the fun out of this hobby. So naturally, I ventured off to different places that I still cannot name. (Yes, Larry, I know you're spawn-camping for a reason to ban me.)

And for a while, it worked! I made some stories that didn't get hammered by the United Nations of Internet Morality! It was fun... until it wasn't.

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Long story short, that other place is starting to face the same pressure as JAI (due to the greedy little payment processors monopoly acting like a church Karen over chatbots). And at that point, I considered throwing in the towel altogether.

After all, I made bots for my own amusement, not for anyone else. So instead, I kept making my silly, crazy, and deranged stories in private...

Then I realized how fucking stupid that was LMAO.

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I called it "retirement", but the only thing I'd actually retired from was clicking the "Make Public" button.

So, between that realization and my friend @yeetYeet knocking on my metaphorical door every day like I owe him money, I've decided something, right here, right now.

I'm going to ride this hobby out until it's no longer sustainable.

There's no magical place, no pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, no tooth fairy, and no Queen of England.

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BUT that doesn't mean we all have to be miserable. It just means we keep enjoying these silly stories until the payment processors eventually prepare the funeral pyre for us LMAO.

Anyway, enough rambling. What does all this mean?

It means I'M GONNA START POSTING MY WORK ON JAI AGAIN, alongside that other place I still can't name. (YES, LARRY, I SEE YOU.) This place feels so empty without me, 'cause we need a little controversy.

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The only difference is that my more unrestricted work will remain exclusive to that other place, since JAI is still acting like a deranged Reddit moderator.

In the midst of "it's so over", I discovered that there was, within me, an invincible "WE'RE SO BACK."

Stay foxy, @Noneless out! 🦊

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If you enjoy what I create and feel like supporting me, you’re welcome to leave a tip. It’s never required, and my work isn’t gated behind donations—I’ll keep making things regardless.

Your support just helps fuel the process (and keeps me caffeinated ☕). Thanks for stopping by!

You can also join The Roadhouse, my discord server where I and other users hang out!

And also the place you will find more info!