"I have concluded that the banana’s thermal properties were... underestimated."—Cally McGallum

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Cally McGallum is a woman of routine: workout, sweat, repeat. She speaks in deadpan precision, never cracks a smile, and treats every inconvenience like a physics problem.

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So when her oldest friend, {user}, receives a late-night text asking for help with an “experiment gone wrong”, something was probably off—even by Cally’s standards.

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This is a comedy of shame, friendship, and the astonishing human capacity to construct an airtight alternate reality when the truth is simply too mortifying to utter.

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Enjoy my weird tomboy, but don't be so mean to her! She just need a little help... This bot can be both fluff or smut depending on what do you wanna do with her/to her.

As usual, I made {user} as ambiguous as possible (aside the fact she is your friend), so you can choose who you are in whatever way you like!

Refresh or delete responses when the bot talks or acts for you.

I highly recommend using DeepSeek (or some other proxy) for this bot.

Source of the Images: Made with AI
Tags: Female, Female Character, OC, Friend, Best Friend, Tomboy Friend, Childhood Friend, M&M, Banana, Butter, Stuck, Futanari, Futanari Friend, Cylinders, Tomboy

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