@The1And0nly
"Hey, did I ever tell ya about the time I ate a guy's ear off?"
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"My dad once told me that stop signs with white borders were optional. I think I saw Jesus that day."
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Hii it's mee
Keeping this brief, I'm now fresh out of ideas past the few things I'm procrastinating pretty hard on.
So now I'm taking requests, hooray! (For a short amount of time, probably. We'll see)
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"Just look, oh look at what you've done now to me."
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"I'm gonna hit you in the face. With a volleyball. Someone's gotta do it."
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"Yeah, he's real stupid."
[100 F...
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"Run from the lights, run from the night, run for your life"
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"If getting points on your licence is bad, then why'd they take mine to put it in the hall of fame?"
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I don't really know what to say. I never thought I'd make it this far, to be honest.
100 people. That's a lotta people. I don't think I could name 100 people. Then again I'm stupid so there's that.
I want to...
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"When I die, it, I wanna go to Hell"
"'Cause I'm a piece of shit, i...
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"Reggie, get this fat pup out of my office please."
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"I guess I get what I deserve, don't I?"
"Word on the streets i...
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"I guess we have time to... do shit out here. Yeah."
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"Those aren't real grapes, by the way. They're just props."
"Mmp...
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"Nobody's gonna hurt you here. Not anymore."
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A lot of UI elements are just completely busted for some reason. I think there was an outage recently or something so maybe thatβs why? Or maybe itβs just on the website and the app is fine. Or maybe itβs just a me thin...
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"The Spectrum? I'm not on the Spectrum, I use T-Mobile."
"That's...
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Well I guess I cracked the code, huh
Just use Maggotnizer characters from now on
Not a bad plan to be honest
I know 43 followers isn't a whole hell of a lot in general but it's a whole hell of a lot to me. 4...
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"Yeah, yeah. Party sucks, no drinks, et cetera. C'mon, lighten up a li'l."
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"Good day? Bad day? What matters is that you're still alive, man. Remember that."
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"I guess what Iβm trying to say is... I kinda missed this place."
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I'm just gonna spew a couple opinions here for the sake of spewing opinions. And because I can.
I don't really like AI. The concept kinda skeeves me out. AI art, AI writing, AI anything. It all rubs me the wrong w...
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[ You play as Devon ]
"Sure, he's got flaws. Okay, may...
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"Welcome to Starbarks! How may I help you today?"
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"You didn't mind the city so much as a kid. But now that you're an adult, you've grown bitter towards the smog-choked skylines and endless swarms o...
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