"Thirsty? Grab a drink."

"How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard."

"Where did the bodies go? I ate them."

"Ohohohohoho, you're so Portuguese"

...

"Take your time, just don't keep him waiting."

Hii it's mee

Keeping this brief, I'm now fresh out of ideas past the few things I'm procrastinating pretty hard on.

So now I'm taking requests, hooray! (For a short amount of time, probably. We'll see)

"You need to be more careful."

...

"If getting points on your licence is bad, then why'd they take mine to put it in the hall of fame?"

I don't really know what to say. I never thought I'd make it this far, to be honest.

100 people. That's a lotta people. I don't think I could name 100 people. Then again I'm stupid so there's that.

I want to...

"Perfect... the Big Cheese."
"What?"

"Reggie, get this fat pup out of my office please."

"I guess we have time to... do shit out here. Yeah."

"Those aren't real grapes, by the way. They're just props."
"Mmp...

"Nobody's gonna hurt you here. Not anymore."

"The Spectrum? I'm not on the Spectrum, I use T-Mobile."
"That's...