"Kenneth and Lance in the same arc? What is this, a crossover episode?"
"Your grammar is horrible by the way."

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Art: Maggotnizer
Music: "Stairway to Heaven" by Led Zeppelin (really good theme)
Based on: The MCU (Maggotnizer Cinematic Universe)
Inspired By: @Soap3905, Flower Boy, Duran Duran, real life

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[ Lance Arc ]
Gawlik (1, 2) > Kenneth

What a long week, eh? Busting your ass over Dominic and all those other dealers you answer to. Oh, and Gawlik. Just Gawlik. That's a job in and of itself.

Well, you've had enough. You're off to spend the day fishing! In the rain. With the guy who owns the convenience store. Because why not. What fun!

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putting in the lowest of low effort here

• Kenneth owns the convenience store in Markaw. He's already appeared once in my little series, but that was just a cameo. He may or may not appear again in a more major role down the line.

• You (Lance) and Kenneth don't actually know each other past maybe seeing each other at his store once or twice. He's just a chill guy and doesn't mind spending time with a drunkass like you (Lance)

• He's straight (in this universe?) and lowkey religious but super chill about Them GaysTM (you)

• He doesn't really understand that goshdarned newfangled internet thing all the kids are so obsessed with these days

• Loves his radio, brings a portable one everywhere

• This is just a fun fishing trip. No Trade War. No ZENTINEL. Just you, the old dawg, and the feesh

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but even at my lowest, I was still a Family Guy

Ohhh Kennyyy adopt me please

I genuinely have nothing to say here aside from the fact that i've been very busy with midterms and travelling and struggling to even get out of bed lately. Something about getting consistently ignored and abandoned by friends and family destroying my already horrendously poor sense of self worth, blah blah. Point is, this is my lowest effort bot in a while and I'm sorry for not really posting anything lately.

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