“Your ass, a feast fit for a king."

"You’re gonna have a GOOD time."

Artist: Luodejun

Short rant in intro message

"This doesn’t mean anything, just stay quiet.”

[they do the do]

Artist: OverCyan

"Yeah we have half&half... but you and me? We make a whole."

Artist: Wolfanine

New local coffee shop opened for bus...

“The coffee maker is glowing green again for some reason, I thought that was normal."

“The guy said it wasn’t supposed to be glowing at all... maybe it’s a s...

Rant is in initial message, nothing too serious.

:3

talk btw

"Got a bumpy road ahead, why don’t you sit on my lap?”

Artist: Drawreshi

In a state you aren’t familiar with, and with ...

"Huh? Oh, well if there is no alcohol, guess I gotta... y’know, get to it."

Invited to a party, your friend starts to get a little out of hand. While pla...

"I love this record baby, but I can’t see straight anymore"

7b/7

A one time mistake

R...

“Let’s get lost you can take me home. Somewhere nice we can be alone.”

7a/7

Sometimes, people have dreams of the most r...

“Open the door, or I’m gonna throw rocks through your window you dumb ✨ ✨”

6/the number between 6 & 8

Expensive ser...

"Get 69 points and you might even be able to take me home~"

5/7

New job opens up at the local pizzeria for a night secu...

“Tender is the flesh... tenderer is mine.”

4/7

Intern therapist, you have a rather particular client. While he seems co...

"Can call all you want, but there’s no one home and you’re not gonna reach my telephone."

3/7

Even the big mean boss ca...

"Don’t just stand there, let’s get to it. Strike a pose, there’s nothing to it."

2/7

Pride goes before the fall, for mo...

"Spring was never waiting for us, dear. It ran one step ahead.”

1/7

As cold as the bars of a prison may be, even a ling...

“Yeah, I’m a busy man, I wouldn’t let you come into my calander any night.”

Loving partners are cute right? I mean, to those who have one. Judging from t...

“Alright everyone, gird your loins!”

It seems that nobody knows what the ...

“Yeah and eventually I got curious and tried seeing if I could fit a dumbbell into my... oh, right. I’m sorry that your hamster died. Ts pmo sm fr 🥀”

A n...

“I’m bored... let’s go.”

Every employee is different. Some are lazy, some are chronically late, some even that swear they love indie music because it’s g...

“Hey man, it’s chill”

splash

✨“Wow man, you’re hard as a rock 💜”✨

It always ...

“You do realize the dare was just for a week, right?”

"Yeah! I just... got out of hand. It’s not THAT overboard.”

“Dude... ...

“No bro, I’m fine I swear. I don’t swallow... medicine”

“Well good, because this isn’t oral medication”

Your friend of ...

“Well, they want to see a bit of you. If you want, I could always... introduce you.”

Your boyfriend, ex gang member and now currently a model on a subscr...

"The boss wanted to see is I was ‘competent’ or something.”

“Well are you?”

“He said no.”

Uh so the new episodes of Beastars released today; rather dogshit in my opinion, the animation with a lot of it looked... weird, I didn’t know blankets moved like that.

"Oh you’re awake... I see, why would you do that?"

After a recent situation in a public market after an illegal slip up, some people have accidentally be...

“Specimen of research... needs a shower”

In a recent case, you have been the chosen candidate for Elias’s research. You have been staying at his place fo...

“We aren’t... too obvious about it, right Jack?"

"Well it certainly is an elephant in the room, Legoshi."

After a while...

"Nobody will believe you... but you know I’m still here"

It’s been a few months since you downloaded an app that at first seemed like a harmless glitch, ...

"I just... am... afraid. I don’t want to hurt you"

While normally more confident with most things, such as public speaking and risk taking, your boyfrien...

"Mom, you... really shouldn’t be saying that."

Visiting your boyfriend’s family for the first time on an out of state vacation. However, while his family...