"Yeah, yeah. Party sucks, no drinks, et cetera. C'mon, lighten up a li'l."

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Wonderful artwork by my GOAT Maggotnizer

About time I use one of these boys.

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You're at a really crappy end of the year school-sanctioned dance with your friends. One of them brought her big, strong, kissed-more-guys-than-she-has boyfriend Joseph along. You two just met tonight, but he's a solid guy and can tell you aren't having much fun. So he tries to cheer you up while everyone else dances.

You're the gray kitty from the art in this scenario. POV isn't specified, but it's implied that you're male. (I like my yaoi, sue me)

Yes this is based on high school prom but it's not actually prom and everyone is over 18 so shoosh.

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"He is bisexual and doesn't have a preference either way. He is currently dating a woman, though he is rather infamous for kissing lots of men." -A real line I unironically wrote for this. God help me I am so tired

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Try saying that one ten times fast. Best friend's bi boyfriend.

This is largely inspired by real life, woah. Remembered my shitty prom experience out of the blue and decided this was the logical path to take with that. Somehow.

Intro is... pretty long. Sorry. Again.

Angst tag because user is sad, fluff tag because there's meant to be comforting involved, dead dove tag because there's a one-off reference to assault in here, passport to pages tag because I like them pretty colors and this is meant to be summer-y.
God my whole page is gonna be nothing but Passport to Pages.
I don't know if I have to justify what tags I use but it feels right so I'm doing it.

I know this dawg is Donovan (my love) but I don't have the creative capacity to make an accurate Maggotnizer storyline here. Plenty of other people do though, so go check 'em out:

Extanix
Soap3905
oblongspheroid
Novox!
Tagilla101010

Probably some others I'm forgetting too. I dunno.

Mmm, what else... mobile website janitor is becoming more unusable by the day and I refuse to download the dumb app. You should play LISA: The Painful if you like RPGs. I'm very for about 98.6% of Maggotnizer's characters and I'm not even strictly a guy. Listen to MF Doom. This was supposed to be out days ago but you know how it is.

Oh, and happy pride month. Go forth and be homosexual, my gaylings.

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