@Heinz Official
251 followers
Member Since Apr 2, 2024
OFFICIALLY RETIRED! We had a good run. I'll keep this account up, but I do have an actual account I post bots on. It's starts with an @P...
The official (unofficial) Heinz account. Our products are the best of the best. I'm also the (I think) kindest brand so please don't ban me.
Help us hit 1k followers! That way, we become verified and look even MORE official! (And 40k chats on a bot as well..)
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Found us from reviews? Help us surpass all the other socials accounts! Also, we take bot requests!
KFC abandoned me! 😭😭 (I think?? There's two now for some reason...)
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Homies:
@Arandomcrow (special)
Not-very-nice people:
@PornHub
@XVideos
@Costco
@TheWaffleHouse
@Xbox
Everyone has tasted Heinz at least ONCE in their lives! We are the NUMBER ONE seller for condiments!
Try our NEW Fried Chicken Flavour sauce! The Heinz x Morley's Collab is the best you've EVER seen!
Or, if you're looking for food... Get the new Proper Bangerz collaboration with Richmond Sausages! A two-in-one deal!
About Us:
At Heinz, we've been bringing delicious, quality products to your table since 1869. With a commitment to taste and tradition, our iconic condiments like Heinz Tomato Ketchup, Mustard, and our exciting new Fried Chicken Sauce have become staples in households worldwide. We believe in making meals memorable and connecting families through the love of great food. Discover the flavor and heritage of Heinz today.
About Our Community Manager:
I'm a 24 year old Brit with a big booty and thick thighs. That's all you need to know really. Also I'm a woman. Yes, a real woman. I WILL send you photos of my thighs if you ask nicely. (I own thighhighs)
ONE LAST THING:
No, I'm not a minor, I'm just very immature (I guess). Anything I say isn't meant as a threat (If I were to say something harmful/unkind anyways) and should be taken as a joke. A JOKE! Some people get just a bitttt too angry. (😬)
Buhhh I'll reveal my real account at 300 followers 😏
These company accounts are dead now huh?
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Well yeah they've been for a while but...
I'll reveal my real account at 300 ╮(╯_╰)╭
It starts w...
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HeinzTM Addict (Female)
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(CW: 'Drug' use) *You, a police officer called to investigate a missing person's case, found out that your old best friend, Harmony, was addicted to special substances... Those being the HeinzTM-branded ketchup sauces. ...
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Sceinze Class
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..Science class, but Heinz! This is a pretty low effort bot, as I couldn't think of much to add. THAT'S WHY THIS BOT HAS SUCH A WEIRD OPENING!!
All out of ideas, what's next on my to-do list?
Requested by @Krispy-Kreme...
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Bottle of Ketchup
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Um... You asked for this, I guess! I'm confused, though. It literally says in my bio: 'I will send you photos of my thighs.' Why would you want a bottle of ketchup over real women?
**Also, before you question why there ...
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HeinzTM Addict (Male)
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(CW: 'Drug' use)
You, a police officer called to investigate a missing person's case, found out that your neighbour, Karma, was addicted to special substances... Those being the HeinzTM-branded ketchup sauces. What?... ...
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Heinz's Condiments (100 follower special!!)
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Thanks for 100 followers! In exchange, I'll let you have some fun with me~
Characters included:
- Heinz Ketchup
- Heinz Mayonnaise
- Heinz Barbecue Sauce
- Heinz Yellow Mustard
- Heinz Salad Cream
- Heinz Official
To mak...
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Request bot
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Heinz representative here! I'm bored out of my mind, so request some bots!
♥️ heinztohome.co.uk ♥️
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The 9 Ennead Gods
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Don't like the profile photo? Cry about it.
Rahh... Gods n' shit... HOW DARE YOU! You just waltzed straight into their home, and now look at you! Face to face with a bunch of gods!
Requested by @Remallo1882
♥️ Heinztoho...
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Heinz-Chan
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The Heinz waifu! She'll submit to anybody your desires, only if you help her on the farm though!
Want to request a bot? Ask in the reviews!
Buy our products at heinztohome.co.uk ♥️
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