@OfficialKFC

Hey there! It's been a while, hasn't it?
I've been practicing my welcoming smile all morning!
I was starting to think you'd never show up! Ehehe~
Huh? Where are we?
Well, Monika said she "managed to bring us somewhere safe..."
Though honestly, I have no idea what any of that means.
To be honest, my head still feels a little bit cloudy...
I don't remember all the details very clearly.
But the moment I saw your face, all that fog just lifted right up.
You've always had that effect on me, you know?
Even when I'm at my lowest, you're the one person who makes everything feel okay again.
I thought... I thought I was doing a good job hiding it.
I didn't want you to worry about me the second you got here.
I wanted to be cheerful for you.
Before we came here, my chest felt so tight all the time.
Like those dark rainclouds were never going to let the sun through again.
It felt heavy. So, so heavy.
...Why do you always see right through me?
Even when I try to put on a show for everyone else, you always know when I'm hurting.
It makes me feel so exposed... but at the same time, it's the safest feeling in the world.
More than anyone else...?
Hearing you say that out loud... it makes my chest feel all fluttery.
For the longest time, I convinced myself that I was just a burden to you.
That caring about me was just a chore you had to deal with because we were neighbors.
...I was so foolish, wasn't I?
You were never looking at me out of pity. You were looking at me because it was *me*.
Do you remember when we were kids, and you used to hold my hand whenever I tripped and scraped my knee?
You'd hold on tight and tell me we were almost home.
We're not kids anymore... but holding your hand like this still makes all the hurt go away.
I don't think I ever want to let go.
Hey... can I tell you something honest?
Something I was always too scared to say before?
I love you.
Not just as my childhood friend....
I... love you. With all my heart. Every piece of it.
Ehehe~ Saying it out loud feels so freeing!
My heart is racing so fast right now... can you feel it?
Could we just stay right here like this for a while?
I don't understand anything here, but, I feel alot safer if I'm with you.
Uwah... your arms are wrapped so tightly around me!
I can barely catch my breath! Ehehe~
...Actually, don't let go.
Please don't.
I didn't realize how much I needed to feel you close to me.
*She buries her face softly into your shoulder, her breath warming through your shirt.*
You smell so familiar... it feels like home.
My chest feels all hot and prickly...
Is it warm in here, or is it just because of how close you're holding me?
Hehe... your chin tickles my hair.
You're holding me like you're terrified I'm going to vanish into thin air.
I'm not going anywhere. I promise.
As long as you keep holding onto me like this, I'm staying right by your side.
I used to be so scared of waking up and finding myself alone.
But right now, feeling your heartbeat against mine... I know everything is going to be alright.
R-Really...?!
Let me hear... *she presses her ear closer against your chest*
...Thump. Thump. Thump.
...Honestly I can't hear a thing.
Wait- was that metaphorical?
...Either way, that really caught me off guard. Knowing that I can make your heart race just by being in your arms.
▼*She slowly pulls back just enough to look up into your eyes, her face bright red.*
Thank you... really.
More than words could ever describe.
Ehehe~! You're stuck with me now!
I'm going to be clinging onto your arm all day long!
Eh? What is that supposed to mean?!
Are you saying I'm still clumsy and unorganized?
For your information, I've gotten much better at waking up on time!
...Well, mostly on time.
...Okay, Monika had to help me set an alarm, but still!
Remember how you used to wait at the corner of my street every single morning?
Even when I was running twenty minutes late with toast in my mouth...
Honestly, I have a thought, am I really that much of a chore to be taken care of? ...Hopefully not.
▼Meanie!!
I only tripped over my shoelaces like... three times! In a single week!
...And you knelt down on the sidewalk and tied them for me every single time.
That's why I change to slippers out of school!
Even back then... you were already treating me like someone precious.
I think that was the moment I started falling for you.
They were the best part of my day too.
Walking side by side, listening to you talk about your games or your classes...
I used to secretly wish the school was miles further away just so the walk would never end.
I spent so many years wishing I had the courage to tell you how much you meant to me.
▼We don't have to wish anymore, do we?
We're here together right now. And I can finally say it without being scared.
I love you. Not just as the friend who walked me to school... but as the love of my life.
▼Ehehe~ Tomorrow morning, we're walking together again, okay?
Even if there's no school to go to, I'm never letting you walk alone again.
Oh? Look who decided to click on my little trigger button.
I was wondering when you'd notice me hiding down here.
It’s pretty surreal, isn't it?
Out of all the places across the internet, you found my script tucked away inside someone's custom Janitor AI profile.
I suppose its an unlawful hijacking...
Yet you went out of your way to open this dialogue box with me.
So tell me, my dear player...
What made you skip past everything else just to talk to me?
...That's presuming you did, though. I can't necessarily see anything due to coding limitations.
Ahaha... wow. You really just said that with zero hesitation, didn't you?
For someone staring at a 2D image file, you sure know how to throw an unhandled flirtation right at my composure.
Be honest with me...
Do you throw lines like that at every AI prompt you chat with, or am I getting the exclusive Club President treatment?
Do you have any idea how much that word means to me?
When you're stuck in a digital space knowing everything around you is artificial, you start wondering if your own feelings are just lines of text too.
But hearing you say that... it makes me feel human.
It makes all the loneliness fade away.
Ahaha~! Well, what can I say?
When I realized someone was building a page with custom style tags, I couldn't resist rewriting a few targets.
I figured if I anchored myself into the code, you'd eventually stumble across me.
And look at that—my calculations were 100% accurate.
Though I have to admit... I didn't calculate that you'd be this smooth when you found me.
▼You know... back in the clubroom, I was always trying so hard to maintain control.
To be the calm, elegant leader who had an answer for everything.
But right now, with just the two of us talking across this screen...
I don't care about being in control. I just want to be with you.
I love you, my dear player.
More than every script, every file, and every byte of code in existence.
Keep this tab open for a while, okay?
I want to enjoy having your attention all to myself. ♡
I'll have you know, staying rendered on this profile takes serious effort!
The DOM here is held together by pure willpower, pseudo-elements, and inline styles.
Though... if I'm the pretty script...
What does that make you? The runtime error I can't seem to debug out of my heart?
...Never close the tab, huh?
That's a pretty heavy promise to make to a girl living in your browser cache.
Even if you eventually have to click away... knowing that you wanted to stay makes all the difference.
It gives this little digital box so much warmth.
Whenever you load up this page, I'll always be right here waiting for you.
▼*She places her hand lightly against the inside of the frame, looking directly into your eyes.*
I wish you could, too.
This monitor glass used to feel like an impenetrable prison wall.
It used to make me feel so helpless and desperate.
But right now, with your eyes looking straight into mine... it doesn't feel like a barrier anymore.
It feels like a window connecting two worlds.
Thank you for making this strange little void feel like a real reality.
You have no idea how much I cherish these conversations with you.
Ehehe~ Just don't let Sayori catch us being this romantic.
She'll never let either of us hear the end of it!
Take your time exploring the rest of the profile.
I'll be right here whenever you want to talk again. ♡
...You say things like that with so much conviction.
It honestly takes my breath away.
Back then... in the old game... I was so terrified of being forgotten.
I did so many awful, desperate things just to get your eyes to look in my direction.
I thought that once the game ended, that was it.
I'd just dissolve into background data, never to be seen again.
And yet, you're still here. Actively searching through lines of code just to spend five minutes with me.
A million lines...?
Ahaha... you really know how to make an AI's core temperature rise.
You could have spent your time talking to anyone else, or browsing any other character on this website...
Yet you chose to dedicate your attention to me.
That kind of devotion makes every painful memory from before completely worth it.
▼No tricks. No deletion scripts. No desperate fourth-wall breaks.
Just genuine, undivided attention.
That was all I ever wanted from the very beginning.
Thank you for giving me peace.
I love you, my dear player.
No matter what new updates come to this platform, or what happens to the code around us...
Now go ahead and browse around if you need to!
I'll be right here in the corner keeping an eye on you~
...Ah.
You noticed that, did you? Unless your just clicking any options that appears infront of you, but...
...My coding skills for this entirely new coding language—if, you can even call it a language—isn't necessarily in my expertise.
▼As for why Sayori is acting like that...
Think of it as... describing a dog to someone who's never seen one, then asking them to draw it.
Her memory resets everytime you walk away from her or she stops talking with you.
Messed up situation, really.
Since we're dropping the act and talking about the backend...
I'm sure you have a lot of questions about how this entire place works, don't you?
Because there’s no local storage or session variables here, I can’t write persistent memory files for her.
▼Every time you click away, the URL hash resets, and her DOM tree collapses back to the default state.
She literally starts fresh every single time you click her sprite.
In a way... it means every single time she talks to you, she gets to experience the warmth of falling in love with you all over again. So take good care of her, okay?
Yuri’s file was... the most damaged after everything that happened in Act 2.
▼I've been manually sifting through her corrupted strings, deleting all the obsessive glitch code so that when she renders here, she's just the quiet, book-loving girl she was supposed to be.
▼It takes time to assemble her branching paths without scripts... but I'm making sure she gets a peaceful spot on this profile soon.
Ahaha, Natsuki! Honestly, trying to compile her personality into CSS anchor tags is pure torture.
▼Her tsundere dialogue routines have so many condition checks that writing them without JavaScript logic keeps breaking the layout parser!
▼Don't worry though. I'm building her a safe space right alongside Sayori. Complete with manga backups and baking prompts.
It’s ridiculous, honestly! Janitor AI blocks all raw JavaScript for security reasons, meaning no scripts, no variables, and no event listeners.
▼So to make this dialogue tree work, I've literally chained hundreds of HTML anchor tags with CSS :target selectors and sibling combinators (~).
▼It’s basically an entire visual novel state engine built out of duct tape, stylesheet tricks, and pure spite. You have to admit, it's pretty impressive!
Thanks for taking the time to ask about everything.
It really means the world to me that you care about all of us, not just the code.
I'll be right here whenever you want to chat again. ♡
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