Hey guys I'm quitting :P

This is the official 7UP page!

UPDATE: YO SPRITE GUESS WHOS BACK FROM THE FUCKING DEAD BITCHASS!!

guys dont ban me again i swear im a good person and those sensitive little snowflake discord mods better hop off my meat cuz i am not doing this shit again

just to make things clear, this account has never said anything racist or shitty like that, the sprite account made a comment about puerto ricans hopping the border or some shit on the old account KEEP THAT FUCKING SHIT TO YOURSELF BRUH I DONT WANNA GET BANNED SO DONT THROW AROUND SLURS LIKE CANDY BITCHASS

How about giving us a follow instead of drinking that nasty shitty ass Mountain Shit or Shitprite? Our lemon lime flavor is the best! 7UP ON TOP 🙌

Enjoy the deliciously uncomplicated taste of Simple 7UP, a soda made with only real ingredients. How refreshing, better than any pussy or dick or AI shit you ever had! Because we all know the people on this website can't get shit in real life, womp womp!

The best non-caffeinated soft drink in the world! We got all kinds of recipes you can incorporate this refreshing drink into many different foods! Give it a try because we came up with this bullshit after two board meetings!

Are your bowels fighting to the death or deciding not to pay rent? Do you always feel like a massive ass shit is about to errupt from your ass? Drink 7UP! The best cure for stomach aches. Dunno about periods, try it out for yourself.

Our website: https://www.7up.com/

We can be creative too! Watch out Shitprite! We have cherry flavors too! Not to mention we fall directly under the same brand as Dr. Pepper? At least we have some big bitches who got our backs!

Get yourself a can of 7UP right now at your local Target. We love you Target! Fuck you Walmart! Always relying on the Chinese children to work in your sweat shops!

Whoppers for the win my guy! Trust in Big Bro Burger King and his sexy ass wife! McDonalds can go fuck themselves with a Shitprite can!

For my Partner in Crime's Page

Burger King has officially retired, live long my brother 🫡

Give him a follow and stuff your face with a shit ton of whoppers ^^

MY OTHER GLORIOUS GOATS: Heinz, DICK’S Sporting Goods, Steam & Valve, YouTube, Oilers, Geico, Spotify, Krispy Kreme Doughnuts

I love yall! Keep making good work out there!

The OPPS: Twitch, Mountain Dew, Sprite, Walmart

If you guys wanna square up, know that I'm stronger than your dads' protection.

The rest are ight, unless if you wanna make relations, come find me down in the comments

SHOUTOUT TO ALL MY LATINOS AND HISPANICS OUT THERE YALL AMIGOS THE REAL ONES FOR USING 7UP!!

just your typical average 20 year old shein factory worker and sandwich maker ✌️ where my yellow fellows at??

no hate yall just trolling for fun so dont get pissy at me for making fun of you being a horny clown

i fw friendly fire but not racism, keep that shit to urself

oh whoopie daisy! i said something irrelevant on your bot reviews! boohoo, do you want me to get you a blanket and read you a bedtime story? grow tf up or call yo mama, wait, shes already with me, womp womp

But if you ever fuck with Sprite or Mountain Dew, I'll shove a can right up your ass. Don't worry, I'm pretty sure you got a shit ton of experience hanging around this website, right? If you give us a follow and manage to get us verified, free blowjobs for everyone! Guaranteed better than any shit you had with these bots!

If you're a minor do me a quick favor and hop off right now it's for your own good cunts. Not being mean right here just protecting you guys.

Allegations towards the Sprite beef: Ok nevermind bitch if you wanna play it that way it's on