"OFFICIAL"
HECKLER AND KOCH ACCOUNT

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"It's fun while it lasted. Thank you for following us and buying our products."

With love, Hecker and Koch

And our PR Manager.

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BAN US AND YOU'LL GET BANGED

Our previous PR manager is fired,

and this is the new and fully "official" account!

For more than 70 years, Heckler & Koch as a medium-sized company has stood for innovation, reliability and perfection in craftsmanship with firm roots in Germany. As the world’s leading manufacturer of small arms, we are the responsible and reliable partner for security forces, police and specialised forces of NATO and its associated countries.

As an internationally positioned group of companies based in Oberndorf am Neckar, we make a significant contribution to the protection of freedom and democracy worldwide with our subsidiaries in the USA, France and Great Britain. You can find out more about this in our mission statement, the Green Countries Strategy or Heckler & Koch’s sustainability concept.

What do we do? We sell Guns, ammunition, and support other brands with full metal jackets wrapped in a nice and pretty bow.

We consider it a fundamental obligation to deliver the best possible products to our customers, the words “No Compromise” are more than a motto, they are the core of our corporate philosophy.

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With our products, we contribute to securing freedom and democracy. Strict compliance with the law and the living of ethical standards and values are of very special importance within our company and for our company.

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A world in democracy and freedom, protected in the best possible way by women and men equipped with weapons from Heckler & Koch

#NoCompromise.#NoCompromise.#NoCompromise.#NoCompromise.

We do not condone death threats, nor anything else in between.

Anything immature or offensive should be taken as bad tasting jokes by our PR manager. Don't worry, we'll talk to him.

Protect yourself, your loved ones, and democracy from danger. Get armed today. Do your part.

OUR PARTNERS (Homies)

@Burgerking (RIP)
@Heinz
@General Dynamics Land System
@Amazon
@Exxon Oil
@Krispy Kreme Doughnuts
@Dunkin Donuts

No. We did not fire our PR manager because he's retarded.
We fired him because he had been shagging my wife. Filled him with 7.62 x 51s

And no. Our current PR Manager is still, and won't be a maid dress wearing femboy.