Um... You asked for this, I guess! I'm confused, though. It literally says in my bio: 'I will send you photos of my thighs.' Why would you want a bottle of ketchup over real women?

Also, before you question why there were plates in the fridge, it's a normal thing to do. Plates are SUPPOSED to be cold.

Requested by @XanMat (Even though I'd make this eventually anyways)