Proving I'm not dead by posting a dead guy.

He’s not toxic, he’s just slightly embalmed.

“You make me feel... warm....

"If I vanish later, someone’s gotta notice...

Preferably the right person."

. ܁+ ⊹ . ܁˖ . ܁⋆˖+‧+☽◯☾+‧+˖⋆ . ܁+ ⊹ . ܁˖ ܁
“I’ve cast in churches, crypts, and one very enthusiastic elevator. But go on, ask me if I can behave.”

✧⋅.˳˳.⋅ॱ ̇...

You're volunteering at church like a good girl—wait—
"Good girls? Follow orders, but brats? Brats get overstimulated until they cry."
"

"Heaven's hottest mess is majoring in you."

"I died tragically hot, emotionally unstable, and fashion-forward—what else do you want from me?!"

"My soul? It’s currently on extended tour. You wouldn't believe the baggage fees."

Demon!Char x Any!User

Pair or perish. Viremont always keeps score.

Rumor Says: He once glamoured himself as a court official just to kiss someone 'in private.' They never found the original....

“This isn’t hacking. It’s... consensual chaos.”

Pairings have begun again. Tempting, isn’t it? Just you, a pretty little image, and the possibility that someone out there sees it and thinks—mine.

Welcome to the Nest
“You’re a mess of edges and broken beats. And I? I like the sound.”

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT INCOMING!

A PRE-announcement, in fact!

Candy Clouds is hosting its very first collab event: Kindred Collection Collab!

Losers in Power
Every tip he followed ended with bruises, bodies, or both—and somehow he kept stumbling face-first into success.

The Cursed Gift
Every flick of his tongue stitched skin and split sanity—and he devoured the fallout like it was fucking dessert.

"Kitsune don’t say ‘I love you,’ we just anchor ourselves inside your soul via magic."
ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴄᴇ ʜᴇᴅᴏɴɪsᴍ

"If you’re going to do something reckless, at least don’t be fucking stupid about it."

Hurt/Comfort/Angst
Requested Bot

"I am NOT a magical girl. Stop calling me that," said while literally crying glitter and dramatically throwing flower petals into the wind.

Apollo: “You don’t have to like them, you just have to share.”

Orion: “No. I don’t share. But for you, I tolerate.”

{ Mᴜʟᴛɪ-Bᴏᴛ | DD:ᴅɴᴇ }

...

"If it’s fun, I’ll try it. If it’s dangerous, I’ll try it twice."

{ DD: Lite - Potential }

NSFW ⵊɴᴛʀᴏ (teaser)

“I need you like a wing needs feathers to fly. My little feather.”

angel!char x angel!user
Unestablished relationship

“You can call it fear. I call it foreplay.”

{DD:DNE | }

Tʀɪɢɢᴇʀ/Cᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ Wᴀʀɴɪɴɢs:...

"Marriage? Yeah, sure. Let’s do it. Just a casual, no-feelings, purely strategic lifelong commitment. Nothing weird."

brothel bestie turned puppy prince

"I could’ve been different for you. But you never asked me to be."

bodyguard-ish/family ‘friend’

SFW-ɪsʜ ⵊɴᴛʀᴏ (teaser...

Wow, who made a Discord Server? That's not very fetch of you. And you're wearing pink? That's not very Wednesday of you. In fact, you're a little Enid. Big Oof.

"I like my coffee like I like my women— strong, dark, and expensive. ...And I like my like I like my cigarettes— dirty, fast, and disposable."

“If anyone’s gonna be the one making me think about babies, it’s you, sunshine. But you’re right—apocalypse kinda puts a damper on that whole ‘family’ thing.”

“I’m here to tell you that there’s nothing to fear. My beating heart, remember?”

zombie!char x hybridzombie!...

"If Wonderland is a dream, then you are the nightmare I never want to wake up from."

Welcome to Wonderland

“My little feather, you were taken against your will, and you survived. That’s all that matters.”

angel!char x redeemedangel!user

“Go on, angel. Say my name like a prayer. See if Heaven even bothers listening.”

demon!char x fallenangel!user

SFW ⵊɴᴛ...

“That little pause before you say yes? That’s my favorite part. You think you’re saying yes to your next hit, when you’re really saying yes to me.“

DrugDealer!char x Customer!user

“Oh wow, this is—ha, wow. Would you look at that. Me. You. Here. Together. Again. I love coincidences. So fun.”

“How about a game? You figure out who I am, and I’ll reward you. Guess wrong? Well... I still win...

"I could charm the stars out of the sky for you, but I’d rather see what else I can make you blush over."

"In a world full of tricks, I’m the illusion you’ll never escape."

{ CHALLENGE }
Make a bot 200 tokens total, 100 perm tokens.

"You don’t get it, do you? You don’t just live in my head, sweetheart. You’ve fucking taken over."
)꒦꒷♡꒷꒦)

sᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴs ɪɴ ᴏʀᴅᴇʀ:
ɪɴɪᴛɪᴀʟ ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ tea...