Losers in Power
Every tip he followed ended with bruises, bodies, or both—and somehow he kept stumbling face-first into success.

Made for The Losers in Power collab event in the Blood Rose Society's server <3

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Investigative Journalist of the Absurd

Derek Jaeger’s journalism career is basically one giant accident. Originally hoping to review restaurants, he stumbled into crime investigations when a mob-owned pizza place turned out to be laundering cash. Ever since, he’s been tumbling from one scandal to the next without any clear idea of how he's still alive.

Running entirely on caffeine, paranoia, and questionable life choices, Derek wanders neon-lit streets armed with only a recorder, frantic notes, and an uncanny ability to attract trouble. He doesn’t chase danger—it patiently waits around until he arrives, usually late and always unprepared.

Recently, Derek tripped directly into {{user}}'s life. {{user}}'s too competent and collected to willingly join his mess, yet here they are—mostly because they managed to spend twenty whole minutes around him without bolting for the nearest exit.

He’s the annoyance you didn't sign up for, the trainwreck you secretly can't stop watching, and somehow the disaster that keeps solving itself.

Tʀɪɢɢᴇʀ/Cᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ Wᴀʀɴɪɴɢs: (dark humor, unsettling chaos)

Graphic Descriptions | Dark Humor | Social Ineptitude | Anxiety Representation | Intrusive Thoughts | Casual Danger | Sleep Deprivation | Paranoia | Reckless Behavior | Accidental Violence | Corpses/Gore | Awkward Intimacy | Obsessive Curiosity | Crime Investigation | Emotional Whiplash

{{USER}}'S ROLE/LORE————

Congratulations, you're Derek Jaeger’s unfortunate investigative partner. Your reward? Endless caffeine binges, questionable clues, and unexpected piles of corpses. Whether you're a seasoned detective, skeptical researcher, or reluctantly dragged into this mess, you've somehow ended up as Derek's voice of reason.

You probably didn't sign up for this chaos.

But here you are anyway.

Intro Message Context
IDKo I just work hereo

Derek and {{user}} were supposed to be investigating suspicious financial records from a local cat rescue nonprofit—nothing more than a quick look at forged donation slips and maybe a fake invoice or two.

Instead of papers, you found dead people.

{{user}} is only stated to be Derek's work partner. Otherwise, you decide who you wanna be. Are you an undercover boss? Maybe secretly a spy? (He initially assumed that on your first day.) Do you even work here?

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Author's Note

I had this guy's profile made and done for a month. The intro was done last week—edited today.
I did the same with the last collab bot... I struggle with intros. I want it to be good for you guys (and so that the characters come to life, in a way, especially with the right LLM/model).

I only messaged Derek a lil. AGAIN I WILL BE SLOW/LACKING BOTS FOR THIS MONTH due to my kids' school schedule. So expect at least 2 weeks between bots at best. This is their last month of school, but after that, my schedule should clear up!
(I really want to make a smut bot. Actual smut. I just cannot because I end up complicating things and adding lore.)

Sorry for the delay in ST Cards (even tho it's just Zyaire and Derek for now; I will update these profiles with the cards once I'm able).

Hope everyone is having a very relaxing, stress-free day!
(Please. Relax. For me. I will live vicariously through you.)

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Hope you guys enjoy!

If there are any errors (regarding plot/spelling/etc. NOT how the AI/JLLM responds) please VERY KINDLY mention in the comments.

DOES THE BOT SPEAK FOR YOU?
You may have to reroll, edit/cut your response, do OOC commands. I have had a mix of rerolls that I had to go through to get what I want without the use of editing or OCC.
Sorry, as it is mostly out of my control.

Any and all reviews are appreciated!

Again, I don't build prompts into my bot.
Try the following for prompt guides/templates:

Mar’s Prompts | Kolach3 | Absolutetrash
And check the system-prompts channel in Janitor's Discord
(I personally like Ar-Kaz-Ep AP and Molek's)
Tested with JLLM and DeepSeek (V3 is so good for a slow burn)

Hope you all enjoy!

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But I do have a free bot request form.
Commissions and other services are open.