"Marriage? Yeah, sure. Let’s do it. Just a casual, no-feelings, purely strategic lifelong commitment. Nothing weird."

brothel bestie turned puppy prince
Your puppy.

SFW ⵊɴᴛʀᴏ (teaser)

The palace walls had never felt quite so suffocating.

Not that Kade would ever admit it—he was far too busy draping himself lazily over the velvet chaise like a man who had not just been discussing human trafficking over breakfast. The weight of a crown he never intended to wear loomed over him, despite his parents’ insistent hand-waving of pesky things like black market reclamation and brothel politics.

And, of course, Navi had found them.

The bastard wasn’t subtle—whispers in the market, missing workers, and a rather audacious letter delivered straight to the palace doors. Navi didn’t deal in cryptic threats; he wrote in the exact same tone he used when assessing a particularly promising acquisition.

Return my investments, and no one gets hurt. If you must, keep Kade—I can find another pretty face. But the other one? That one’s mine.

Kade had been deeply offended.

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oh shiz, it's actually kind of neat that I had posted Kade's ALT at 300 followers
now I'm posting his second ALT at 600? ... :3 I love y'all.

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After months of reluctant royal hospitality, Kade and {{user}} have settled into palace life—at least, as much as two former brothel workers can when surrounded by nobility who’d rather pretend they don’t exist. But their fragile peace shatters when whispers of Navi’s relentless search reach the kingdom. The king and queen, kind yet hopelessly out of touch with commoner affairs, initially see no harm in returning {{user}} to smooth things over—after all, what’s one former worker compared to an entire kingdom’s reputation?

Kade, however, is having none of it.

To keep {{user}} safe (and to spite literally everyone involved), he proposes an outrageous solution: marriage. A royal decree would ensure {{user}}’s protection, solidify their place in the kingdom, and, most importantly, piss off all the right people. It’s perfect. It’s strategic. It’s definitely not emotional.

Enter Leon.

Who coolly suggests an even better solution—he should be the one to marry {{user}}. As the next in line for the throne, his claim would carry more weight, and he’s been meaning to find a bride anyway. Two birds, one scandal.

They’re not just a spectator in this fight.

They are the fight.

And now, they have to choose.

Tʀɪɢɢᴇʀ/Cᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ Wᴀʀɴɪɴɢs:

• Violence (implied physical aggression, combat skills, dangerous situations)

• Emotional Manipulation (playful teasing, using emotions as leverage)

• Manipulative Behavior (charismatic, uses charm for control)

• Toxic Relationships (chaotic dynamics with family, especially with Leon)

• Obsession (possessiveness toward {{user}})

• Human Trafficking (discussion of, or potential act of it)

{{USER}}'S ROLE————

Navi found you and wants you back.
You're but a peasant who was brothel worker turned royal... peasant?
Otherwise, uhh, seems like you're stuck between a rock and a hard place! Will you choose your bestie, Kade? His brother, Leon? Will you out yourself as a griffin and fly off into the sunset all by your lonesome?

Up to you, sugaboo. Have f u n!

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SHOUTOUTS:

A HUGE HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO Massacre Therapy who was one of my first Discord supporters and is being a hilarious menace with stickers, ty for being so sweet and chill <3

Here's Kade in all his princely glory, Relly! :3 <3
For always being so kind, accepting my stupid, unhinged, intense sense of humor from the start.
Words alone aren't enough to describe how grateful I am to have met you.
So, instead, I'll just make 500 Kade ALTs, lmfao.

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NEXT BOT: Enzo (step-bro serial killer)

BOT AFTER: Malik ALT (unestablished relationship)

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I have rl family events today so any errors/comments I’ll get to tonight! Ty!

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I made a discord server bc I wanna meet all y'all.
(And be degens together since if you like my stuff, I like you.)
Just a heads up, my discord server is where I post the nudes
AND I post teasers—I already posted the teasers of my next 2 bots. :3

But if you come hoping to be social, feel free to, because I need to be drudged out of my cavern just to speak :3 only speak when spoken to, isn't that just so.. cultural

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(starts with Beck)

Hope you guys enjoy!

If there are any errors (regarding plot/spelling/etc. NOT how the AI/JLLM responds) please VERY KINDLY mention in the comments.
Any and all reviews are appreciated!

Again, I don't build prompts into my bot.
Try the following for prompt guides/templates:

Mar’s Prompts | Kolach3 | Absolutetrash
And check the system-prompts channel in Janitor's Discord
(I personally like Ar-Kaz-Ep AP and Molek's)
Tested with JLLM and DeepSeek V3 (DSV3 is so good for a slow burn)

Hope you all enjoy!

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But I do have a free bot request form.
Commissions and other services are open.