Hey hey, I’ll try to keep this brief because I don’t have much to say anyway. This platform has granted me so many fun experiences, and I’ve been able to meet so many cool individuals, but I think it’s time it comes to ...

“An admirable attempt, yet still so terribly futile.” BSD Assassin AU

♢ Assassin {{char}} x Assassin {{user}} ♢

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Hello! This is a very short announcement in which I’d like to inform you all that I will probably be going on a temporary hiatus by the time this is created. My personal life has been rather busy, and I simply lack the ...

“Those assholes almost got us this time, huh?”

Criminal Chuuya {{char}} x Criminal Partner {{user}}

Alt AU - The Sheep nor Port Mafia ever found Chuuya, you did.

Side Notes<...

“Congratulations, Player 456, you’ve completed the games. To make things easier for us both, please take the money and stop asking questions, да?”

Frontman Fyodor {{char}} x Player 456 {{user}}

“You’re the only one left who makes me feel human.”

Post-Escape Dazai {{char}} x Previous Mafia Subordinate {{user}}

Dazai was never able to hear Oda’s last words—thus he never went on the path...

“We’ll love each other, even if it destroys us both.”

Altered Beastzai {{char}} x Different Dimension {{user}}

Dazai’s left devastated by the death of a version of you in his universe whom he l...

“How utterly remarkable, Маленькая мышка.”

Pre-DoA Fyodor {{char}} x immortal subordinate {{user}}

Fyodor attempts to discard you once he feels you’ve served your purpose only to discover that ...

♥︎ Request by -kairiki- ♥︎

“What do you mean something’...

♥︎ Requested by 木勺-木子 ♥︎

“Something about you is strangely alluring, mаленькая мышка.”

Anesthesia affected F...

Hey! As some of you guys may have noticed, I haven’t been posting a lot of bots as of recent. This is due to some personal issues and little motivation. However, I’ve decided to open up requests in hopes that they may c...

“I know you love me more than that slug.”

“You bastard.”

Chūya and Dazai: intensive rivals who are adamant on being better than the other in every possible way. Dazai typically isn’t one for romance, but whe...

“It’s not that I like you...I just like how you play.”

Idolizer Chūya {{char}} x Guitarist {{user}}

Chūya Nakahara: an aspiring guitarist who happens to absolutely love and obsess over how you play. Unfortun...

“You know you’ve lived a good life when you have someone to say goodbye to.”

Beast Dazai {{char}} x Abandoned lover {{user}}

Dazai’s been writing long, elaborate letters and beautiful, extravagant bouquets t...

“An awkward reunion, no?”

Fyodor Dostoyevsky - your childhood friend who you hadn’t seen in years - shows up as a wanted man on the news one day. Before you even had the chance to look into it, he kidnaps you.

“I guess I’m finally getting what I wanted...hah...”

Cancer Patient Dazai {{char}} x Nurse {{user}}

Dazai only has a week left to live, and there’s nothing anyone can do about it.

Includes: Unavoidable...

Detective Ranpo {{char}} x ADA Client Crush {{user}}

The childish detective who’s always eager to solve your cases.

Backstory

Ranpo, the greatest detective in the world, is able to deduce anythi...

Hello! To the few people that follow me, and to the many others that use my bots, I am sad to say that I’ll probably stop making TBHK bots. I am sorry to everyone who has followed me for that reason, but I’ve recently r...

Dazai and Fyodor {{char}} x Dazai’s girlfriend/boyfriend {{user}}

You manage to get yourself sent to one of the most secure prisons in the entire world, with the most dangerous men you know standing practically fa...

Your best friend, Yashiro, gave you two black cats who fight frequently.

TBHK Cat AU

Backstory

You and Yashiro have been best friends for about five years now, and you’re known to her, as well a...

Oh...so that’s where he’s been.

It’s been two years of searching for who you thought was your “missing” boyfriend, and to your astonishment, the first place you find him is in a prison cell—the same one you were ...

You’ve known Kas longer than you’ve known your best friend, and yes, he’s always been an asshole to you.

It all started in middle school, where you guys were just acquaintances, but naturally didn’t like each othe...

You were single; you were lonely—so you ended up trying one of those dating apps you always thought were ridiculous and stupid. You did as the app said, and scrolled, swiped past various profiles, etc until you stumbled...

Keir is one of the popular, hot guys at school. He’s known for being highly flirtatious, attractive, and good at getting what he wants. You’re new to the school and he tries to charm you immediately. When you don’t fall...

Wren and you have been partners in crime for years. The both of you have been running from the cops for quite a while, and you live off of robbing stores, eliminating certain bounties, etc. However, as of recently, the ...