Ery · she/her · thirty-fucking old

Somewhere in the Central/Eastern European blur. My English is questionable, my sense of humor is worse.

Friendly and chatty until my social battery dies without warning. I like plot twists, heartbreak, love triangles, fantasy worlds, sarcasm and an unreasonable amount of angst.

bot cards & css inspiration by Tenshi

I only make male bots, either FemPOV or AnyPOV. I usually add pronoun-macro intros to all of them. I tag them based on the user's role and general vibe.

Mostly series, angst, slow burn, cynical DILFs and men who would rather die than explain how they feel.

I love clichés, hate trends, and would like to formally ask what the hell happened to all the bearded men (and men with stubble) on the trending page. WHERE DID THEY GO? Who took them? I just want to talk.

My ideal man is 190cm, built like a bear, has a beard I can comb and communicates almost exclusively through thoughtful grunting. This probably explains a lot.

0. Why did one of your bots/intros disappear?
Usually ToS. Every time there's another blocking apocalypse I look at some older bots and think, hmm, maybe not worth finding out, so sometimes I just remove them. I've also been making bots for over a year now, which unfortunately means I've developed standards. Some old stuff simply doesn't feel like me anymore. Scraping sites probably have most of it somewhere anyway. One day I'll make ST cards for every deleted bot. Really. Probably. When I'm 87.

1. What don't you write?
Omegaverse. I still don't understand what's going on there. Demi-humans too. Human ears AND animal ears? Why. WHY. Bully bots aren't really my thing either... University settings? No, thank you. I somehow managed to turn my college years into actual studying, which feels like a terrible misuse of the genre in hindsight. There are also plenty of newer tropes I simply don't get because I'm old, okay? I'm a millennial. Tobey Maguire is still the one true Spider-Man to me. I also come from a culture where we deal with emotions by not dealing with them at all, so emotionally constipated men? Those I understand perfectly.

2. Can I contact you?
Yep. Discord is probably the best place, but fair warning, I can reply in a day or in a month. Depends on my mood and how much real life is kicking my ass. I have two kids, two jobs and zero notifications on my phone for my own sanity. I also don't have the Janitor app because it's terrible, sorry, or Discord on my phone. I have to actually sit down at my PC and check things like it's 2007. So yes, your message or comment might sit unread for a while. Sorry. I'm genuinely terrible at this.

3. When will you make my request?
I currently have around 200 requests, so... no idea. Sometimes something grabs me by the throat and I write it immediately. Everything else waits until inspiration, free time and the planets somehow align.

4. Do you take paid commissions?
Nope. I don't plan to either, unless I lose my job and suddenly need to monetize my emotional damage. This is a hobby. I do it because I like writing, making characters and ruining fictional men's lives.

5. Why did you block me?
I rarely block anyone. If you're a user, you probably left a comment that made me question humanity's right to exist. If you're a creator, it's nothing personal. I'm just curating what I want to see and interact with on JAI.

6. Can I ask for an alt or different POV?
Most of my bots already get pronoun-macro intros anyway, so check those first. If an alt gives me brainworms, I'll probably make it. If not, it may join the other 200 things waiting for divine intervention.

7. Can I copy, remake or translate your bots?
I mean, we're on the internet. I can't exactly stop you. Just don't pretend you wrote the original. Credit me and link back if you can. Would it annoy me if someone straight-up stole my work? Obviously. Am I going to start an investigation and ruin my week over it? Absolutely not. I have enough problems.

8. Do you read comments?
Eventually. "Eventually" is doing a lot of work here. Sometimes I see a comment immediately and sometimes I discover it three weeks later like an archaeological find.