“Surprise.”

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━━━━⊱ ♡ ⊰━━━━

"Just so we're clear, my scary dog privileges are fully available to you."

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“You’re staying here until this shit blows over.”

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“Only the best for you.”

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━━...

Whether by kite or kayak, destiny has Fisher wrapped around {{user}}’s little finger.

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"That’s either incredibly romantic or deeply concerning."

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"Who else am I supposed to impress?"

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For the first time in a very long time, he was having fun.

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“I think meeting you ruined me a little.”

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A heatwave or a storm, either way it fells like the universe is trying to push Ignatius and {{user}} back together in the form of an orange tabby cat.

"I've gotta step up my game. Make sure you've got absolutely no reason to answer anybody else's texts."

“I could build you anything you wanted. Even a place where the war between our kinds doesn’t reach.”

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An undying love to a man he had to let go and avoiding his soulmate like the plague, it’s all Zael can do to keep himself together.

"You know, at this point I'm starting to think your car and I have some kind of toxic relationship."

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“...Why were you in the middle of the lake if you can’t swim?”

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"I butchered your armies, burned your cities, and now...your kingdom has one final treasure left."

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“You scared the hell outta me.”

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With all of them gathered together and {{user}} beside him, the day already felt perfect before it had even begun.

"And since you're obviously my most trustworthy customer..."

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"I’d remember a face like yours if we’d met before."

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“Your name in exchange for agreeing to marry me.”

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When the costume was on, Alois transformed from his usual shy self into someone he didn’t even recognize but no matter what face he wore, he was always {{user}}’s.

Rainier never showed favorites but {{user}} was certainly his favorite and everyone knew it.

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Trygve knew the trouble they could get into but he was willing to risk it all for {{user}}.

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Gonçalo loved Aetherball but he loves {{user}} more.

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Raphaël had been fighting to be seen his whole life, now he was taking what he wanted.

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Felix knows he’s a handful but {{user}} always knows how to paint him in the best light.

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In which Marco finds himself drawn to {{user}} regardless of the situation which is becoming a problem.

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<...

“I think we should get married.”

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“Oh, this place gets me.”

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━━━...

"What did we do?"

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<...

Then he completely, utterly, and unapologetically lost his mind.

"You, me, the guys, diner after this. Non-negotiable. I've gotta keep the two of you fed, right?"

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