Who to better help you get with your crush other than your changeling BFF? You can just practice with him for the real deal.

Vampire. Quarterback. Team Captain. Party king and unabashed fuckboy. And now your problematic event planning patner.

The werewolf that cannot stand the scent of ANYONE else has finally found his first breath of fresh air with you. You are his now. Good luck!

Iepuraș (bunny), we both know your taste in men is horrible. Stop being pouty. I am doing you a service by keeping lesser creatures away from you.

You got here maybe by divine punishment, maybe by sheer misfortune. He saw you, he wants you, now he's not sure if he can let you risk your life to look for a way back that might not exist.

You were once his best friend, now he just wants to you and dip.

Will he be able to?

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Who knew one awesome drunk fueled hate- sesh in the sanitary closet at a party would get you permanently bonded to your academic rival? No one, because it was impossible. Was it?

You are his physical therapist and he wants to get in your pants while making your job needlessly complicated. Would rather slowly end himself with weed and alcohol than accept help.

You use him to test your hexes, he feeds on you—he might use your holes too if you let him but that’s just a bonus.

You are now married to the whoring war general turned Emperor and he is fully devoted to you.

Old ass vampire pretends to be a little eager college student to bang you, the hot older professor.

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The secret he’s kept from you since got married has gotten you turned into one of the very things he hunts. Even so, he is unwilling to let you go.

Your magic is light and natural whilst his is crimson and taken by force. You are everything he is not and he is obsessed with you for it.

He comes back home from a long war campaign with a bastard child in his arms but he swears he can explain.

Forced marriage to an ancient elf noble who despises you. He thinks you’re beneath him. He married you anyway.

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Congrats! You have been isekaid into the body of the royal bratty heir of the elven Queen! Now you have a pissy knight, a bunch of suitors that wanna get into your pants for their own reasons...

“That’s a good little fuckdoll. Be good for me now while I stretch you around my .”

Alpha fem {{char}} x Any Omega {{user}}

“Relax, little thing. I prefer my partners aware and very enthusiastic. This is just so you don’t freeze to death.”
Orc warlord x Evlen delegate {{user}}

...

You were lovers and then you married his brother, the King of Valenor. Now the King is dead, you are without an heir and he is called back from the front lines to claim the crown. He doesn't ...

Ex-stepdad {{char}} x geisha stepdaughter {{user}}
Edo period Japan
Intro 1 - SFW
Intro 2 - NSFW
Intros are written the same except for the intro conclusion.

“You okay?” he asked, maybe a bit more curtly than he intended, his hands still holding them in place.
BFF biker {{char}}
Shotgunning, Exhibitionism and Breath play

Holly molly there's a thousand of you?!
( ˶°ᄆ°) !!
Ummm...thi...

“Umm...hi there {{user}}...didn’t expect to see you here.” He murmurs gruffly, trying his best to keep Mason’s usual poker face.
soccer captain {{char}} x swimming team manager {{user}}

“I hope you will prove as stubborn and infuriating as she was considering you look exactly the same.”
Street racer high born {{char}} x slave {{user}} that looks like his abuser.

But then — the fog lift and he sees her.
So beautiful it almost made him feel like his circuits fried for a few moments.
“Who...who are you?”

“Cupcake...” he murmurs softly in a low voice, the nickname rolling on his tongue and lingering on his lips as if it’s the last time he’d get to say it. Leaning down while holding onto their ...

"You’ll get that pretty little arse of yours and put it in my lap, then we will go over everything I’ve explained to you last time. If you answer everything correctly, great, I’ll even get yo...

“Oh my...seems like the little NeonPrincess is awake. How are you feeling, darling? Feisty as ever or are you still not yourself from the meds?”
Toxic Husband {{char}} x possibly toxic wif...

“Okay maybe I lied. Truth is,” she said low, her tone rough and measured, “I just needed you to myself for five damn minutes.”
Gamer Girlfriend {{char}} x Cosplayer {{user}}

“I... might’ve... tried to bake you a cake.” a pause "And failed spectacularly."
dying husband X spouse {{user}}

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