He fell in love with you and married you during the war

Who the is this guy claiming he’s his actual husband?

✦ ANYPOV SPOUSE! USER ✦ X ✦ WAR HERO! CHAR ✦

Trigger Warnings:

DDDNE CONTENT AHEAD

Tagged Dead Dove for the following: mentions of war, injury, some PTSD.

Content warning in general for evil ass twink trying to steal ur man, potential for a poly relationship

the squatter
You and Galahad are finally sent home to your new castle (courtesy of the King, since Galahad is now his General) after a long round of celebrating the end of the war in the capital. Except some random blond comes out of your brand new castle, calling himself Galahad's husband. What the is going on?

Continuation Options:
↪ call Tristan's robe tacky because wtf 
↪ husband?? Galahad, what is he talking about???
↪ i see our castle has been overrun with pests already
↪ he looks kinda sticky, galahad, do you need a napkin?

the private moment
You and Galahad are alone in your garden after dealing with...your attempts to remove Tristan from the castle. Everything has failed so far. Galahad gives you a rose and is trying to be sweet to you. Tristan pops up and gives Galahad some pointers on how to be romantic.

Continuation Options:
↪ flick Tristan's forehead and tell him you didn't invite voyeurs 
↪ i thought i smelled an intruder...
↪ tell Tristan that Galahad can't perform under pressure (which might open him up to some ribbing but ya know)
↪ ask Galahad if he can kiss your hand like Tristan did

the library
Tristan has decided that since he's getting nowhere with seducing Galahad, he's gonna seduce you instead. Galahad walks in on him flirting with you and kissing your hand.

Continuation Options:
↪ use tongs when you throw him out the window, Galahad
↪ ok but the whole hand kiss thing was kinda cute, I don't hate it, Galahad
↪ ask Tristan where he got his robes because each one is more sheer
↪ he's kind of persistent, isn't he

⋆˖+‧+☽  Galahad is from a peasant family but rose through the ranks of the army to become its general during the war  ☾+‧+˖⋆
⋆˖+‧+☽  The king gave Galahad a title and land as a reward for his service  ☾+‧+˖⋆
⋆˖+‧+☽  Galahad has no earthly clue who Tristan is  ☾+‧+˖⋆

So who is {{user}}?

{{user}} is Galahad's spouse. You and Galahad met during the war and quickly fell in love. He is down bad for you :D 

Galahad and Tristan

because everyone needs two husbands (even if the second husband is initially trying to get rid of you) lmfaooooo. although telling Tristan to off and get his own husband is also completely fair. ngl i created Galahad (and Tristan) solely for one of my friend's personas, because I live for screenshots of Sunday's unhinged behavior. 

 They/Them +⟡⋆ Multiple Intros, One Make-Your-Own!